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slgn*
01-27-2005, 02:01 PM
Okay - I wasn't going to do this but here I go... this is a 'pity me' thread... or a laugh at/for me thread too... share my pain.

At my work we are now using new HR/Payroll software which includes Enterprise Resource Planning, so my institution refers to the whole system as "ERP." And everyone calls it "ERP" (as in "he claims to be from a planet called...").

They've been advertising its implementation for months and months. And it will continue to be called "ERP."

I used to think this was funny. Now I feel like work is creeping into FS (play). No fair.

/pouting resumed
thanks for listening

zahncrelnik
01-27-2005, 02:03 PM
:violin: :whoops: , I er, I didn't mean the violin thing, really.....
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I'm sorry you no longer find ERP amusing.

kechara420
01-27-2005, 02:33 PM
You should make a sign with the scene and quote and hang it up in your office/cube. :yes:

who45
01-27-2005, 02:35 PM
:lol what she said

slgn*
01-27-2005, 02:43 PM
you're right... I should do that. that would be a prime scaping oppurtunity.

I don't mean to be so "WAH!" about it. I'm kinda hoping others will think it funny even if I'm just annoyed now.

zahncrelnik
01-27-2005, 03:16 PM
You should make a sign with the scene and quote and hang it up in your office/cube. :yes:

What she said, yes :yes:
A great opportunity to 'Scape some new fans.

arthurfrdent
01-27-2005, 05:25 PM
ah, better to be sentenced to the hell-of-THREE-LETTER-ACRONYMS or TLA's, than to install an ERP system... just try to avoid being on the helpdesk and you should heal up soon... :aok:

slgn*
01-28-2005, 09:47 AM
avoid being on the helpdeskThis qualifies as good advice for anything, I'm sure.

"Is your computer on?"
"Are you sure?"
"Ask your co-worker to make sure it's plugged in."
"Have you rebooted the machine?"
"Are you sure?" :rolleyes:



ETA: And thanks you guys... I'm hoping YOU are finding ERP amusing and I'm starting to again after your support. One day at a time on ERP. :D

slgn*
02-08-2005, 04:38 PM
Okay - so thanks to you guys (THANKS!) I'm once again in a space where I find this funny.

I didn't think to share before -- the desktop shortcut for this program is entitled "ERP Portal" - classic :aok:

zelbinion
02-08-2005, 11:06 PM
All you need now is a screen saver that replays the FS scene
:rolleyes:

BrowderChick
02-09-2005, 08:10 AM
:D

trubador
02-09-2005, 11:42 AM
Yeah, but just think how depressed Star Trek fans are about the word "Enterprise". :(

slgn*
02-09-2005, 11:59 AM
Yeah, but just think how depressed Star Trek fans are about the word "Enterprise". :(Yeah and a lot of things (computer related) seem to be referenced to ST. :rolleyes: I have a "Voyager" scanner (looks like the ship too) and a library program called Voyager.

ETA: a completely unrelated attachment that I needed access to asap. *REMOVED*