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Lolly
03-03-2005, 12:54 AM
Thought this was a newsworthy article. :D
Link (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=16&u=/ap/nude_nachos)


Nude Man Covered in Nachos Gets Probation

MARYVILLE, Tenn. - A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty Monday to burglary and four other charges.

Michael David Monn of Maryville appeared before Blount County Circuit Court Judge D. Kelly Thomas and pleaded guilty to burglary, theft, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication. In a plea bargain with prosecutors, Monn was sentenced to three years in prison but was given supervised probation.

He also was given a judicial deferral, which means if he stays out of trouble for the next three years the charges will be expunged from his record. Thomas warned Monn that if he violates the sentencing requirements, he must serve the sentence in a state penitentiary.

Early on the morning of July 18, 2004, Monn "was highly intoxicated, broke into the John Sevier Pool snack bar area, stole some snacks and did some damage and was caught naked with some stolen snacks," Blount County District Attorney General Mike Gallegos told the courtroom.

A police officer found Monn that morning in the parking lot of the pool facility after Monn had apparently scaled an 8-foot-tall fence and was seen running toward a Jeep with a box of stolen snacks and a container of nacho cheese.

In addition to being naked, Monn had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders, police said. He also had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.

In his Jeep, Maryville officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.

malachilenomade
03-03-2005, 06:16 AM
Don't even need to read the article... saw the title and :spew: :roflmao:

BrowderChick
03-03-2005, 07:36 AM
OMG :lol Too funny. Or would that be classified as "cheesy". :lol

Primaleick
03-03-2005, 09:33 AM
OMG :lol Too funny. Or would that be classified as "cheesy". :lol

:rollin:

trubador
03-03-2005, 10:45 AM
Phirst it was Phallic Phebruary....... now it's Munster March?.... or is it Mozzarella March?

I'm seriously worried about An*l April. :eek2:

B Sharp
03-03-2005, 10:55 AM
I once went to the Atlantic City (I live on the west coast) with some friends and was driving on the turnpike when a sign appeared on the left: "Cheesequake Area, Exit Left".

I think this poor guy was drunk, and was probably in a Cheesequake Area, and got hit with some falling cheese, or hot cheese magma or something. All that convenience store stuff was just coincidental. Or maybe he fell in Cheesequake Creek!

malachilenomade
03-03-2005, 11:29 AM
I'm seriously worried about An*l April. :eek2:


:spew: :roflmao: :wingnut:

BrowderChick
03-03-2005, 12:12 PM
Phirst it was Phallic Phebruary....... now it's Munster March?.... or is it Mozzarella March?

I'm seriously worried about An*l April. :eek2:
Trub...you should know better than to get these people going on that topic. :lol

Kurt_eh
03-03-2005, 12:54 PM
heads towards shower to wash off chocolate spread :innocent:

trubador
03-03-2005, 02:40 PM
I camenbert it.

B Sharp
03-03-2005, 03:23 PM
I camenbert it.:wingnut: :spew:

cybergal
03-03-2005, 03:32 PM
Naked Nacho Cheese Guy has a new movie coming out called:


Coulda Woulda Gouda :goof:

Kurt_eh
03-03-2005, 03:32 PM
I heard that when the police were interrogating him they said "We knew the food stuffs were stolen because it's nacho cheeze!"

AgentSun
03-03-2005, 04:38 PM
Man, what a dip.

grinner
03-03-2005, 05:10 PM
is the original article that I posted of this... still here? Or has it been culled?

Owlman
03-03-2005, 07:18 PM
This is why I only slather myself in cotton candy.

StephX
03-03-2005, 10:02 PM
:french: (I don't think I've ever used this smiley)

:elol:

trubador
03-04-2005, 11:17 AM
Wee-wee! :P