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MotorWerk
03-31-2005, 03:08 PM
http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

I got

Bloody Sam Read

AgentSun
03-31-2005, 03:12 PM
hahaha.

I'm the

Dread Pirate Flint

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

it picked up on my Princess Bride obsession.

Jim Reaper
03-31-2005, 03:12 PM
Bloody Sam Rackham


Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

stellar
03-31-2005, 03:14 PM
Bloody Harry Bonney

JadedLegend3
03-31-2005, 03:16 PM
Iron Jenny Rackham

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

NYPinTA
03-31-2005, 03:16 PM
Doesn't 'Bonney' mean pretty? So you're bloody, hairy, [i[and[/i] pretty stellar? :eh:

MotorWerk
03-31-2005, 03:18 PM
hehe, No. 1 pirate pickup line:

"Prepare to be boarded!"

Pip_The_Great
03-31-2005, 03:18 PM
Red Charity Kidd

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

BrowderChick
03-31-2005, 03:18 PM
Dirty Anne Rackham

Pronounced RACKem. :roflmao:

stellar
03-31-2005, 03:19 PM
Doesn't Bonney mean pretty? So your bloody, harry, and pretty? :eh:

I don't know. I don't feel bloody. I don't feel harry. but...

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

LALALALALALALALALALALALA

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

NYPinTA
03-31-2005, 03:20 PM
:rollin:

Bloody Anne Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Dirty Anne Rackham

Pronounced RACKem. :roflmao:

Guess this makes us Pirate Sisters. :D

BrowderChick
03-31-2005, 03:21 PM
Does that mean we are all related? :lol

NYPinTA
03-31-2005, 03:22 PM
:lol I was editing my post at the same time with the same thought! Guess so, huh?

Jim Reaper
03-31-2005, 03:24 PM
hehe, No. 1 pirate pickup line:

"Prepare to be boarded!"

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.


5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

With pick-up lines like these, I can see why Pirates died out. :rolleyes:

LiLOrion
03-31-2005, 03:26 PM
Iron Bess Roberts (aka "Fred") :D

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

scrape_medic
03-31-2005, 03:28 PM
:roflmao:Mad Ethel Rackham :lol
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Scaper_S
03-31-2005, 03:35 PM
Mad Anne Rackham arrrrrr!

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Ar

http://img195.exs.cx/img195/1013/cutlasseypatch9oo.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Cutlass and eye-patch ready! Arrrrrr!

Jim Reaper
03-31-2005, 03:37 PM
How many Rackham's do we have on this forum?

Mad Ethel Rackham

For some reason, that name seems fitting. :D


Fortunately, "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" passed by without me noticing.








Arr!

B Sharp
03-31-2005, 03:43 PM
Your pirate name is: Captain Jack Flint

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky.

Arrrrrr, get to swabbin th' desks, err, decks, maties!

BrowderChick
03-31-2005, 03:49 PM
We are just one big happy disfunctional family. :lol

scrape_medic
03-31-2005, 03:51 PM
Arrrrrrrr, that we arrrr me mateys

Judith
03-31-2005, 03:54 PM
Bloody Bess Cash

...yarrrrr

MotorWerk
03-31-2005, 03:59 PM
"You ever look up from some lonely beach
and see a far schooner? Well, when I write
this poem, each phrase go be soaked in salt;
I go draw and knot every line as tight
as ropes in this rigging; in simple speech
my common language go be the wind,
my pages the sails of the schooner Flight.
But let me tell you how this business begin......"

zahncrelnik
03-31-2005, 04:03 PM
Your pirate name is:
Dirty Sam Rackham
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand;
just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since
Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!


Yo ho ho and a gallon of rum!!!

BrowderChick
03-31-2005, 04:04 PM
Only a gallon? :lol

MotorWerk
03-31-2005, 04:05 PM
Imperial gallon.

BrowderChick
03-31-2005, 04:08 PM
It wont last long. :D

MotorWerk
03-31-2005, 04:10 PM
:D I guess it won't. We'd better ask the Captain to land at first inhabited island...

scrape_medic
03-31-2005, 04:12 PM
For some reason, that name seems fitting. :D


Arr!
Arrrrrr ha ha ha!

BrowderChick
03-31-2005, 04:12 PM
Who is the Captain?

MotorWerk
03-31-2005, 04:19 PM
B Sharp aka Captain Jack Flint.

HawkZon
03-31-2005, 04:20 PM
Black Jenny Rackham

Jim Reaper
03-31-2005, 04:21 PM
:D I guess it won't. We'd better ask the Captain to land at first inhabited island...

You mean the first inebriated island.

MotorWerk
03-31-2005, 04:26 PM
of course, hehe

arthurfrdent
03-31-2005, 06:36 PM
ARRRR!! Dread Pirate Kidd!!!

who45
03-31-2005, 06:38 PM
Who is the Captain? Yes you're right...it says so right here :D V

Captain Charity Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

kechara420
03-31-2005, 07:22 PM
Ahhhh, but *I* am ... Captain Jenny Rackham!!!

I'm the Captain of the Rackhams!!!! :woohoo:

harveywhispers
03-31-2005, 07:38 PM
Arrr..."Mad Ethel Kidd"....

Kathleen
03-31-2005, 07:38 PM
Captain Jenny Read

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

harveywhispers
03-31-2005, 07:42 PM
Oops...missed the description of "Mad Ethel Kidd"...
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

sounds kinda like me...maybe...

BrowderChick
03-31-2005, 07:48 PM
:roflmao:

eta_carinae
03-31-2005, 07:54 PM
Bloody Jenny Cash

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

jerseygirl
03-31-2005, 08:01 PM
What a hoot!

Iron Jenny Bonney. Seems I have a cousin or two here. I always knew my family was strange, but....

Xev
03-31-2005, 10:41 PM
I am:

Calico Jenny Vane

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You tend to blend into the background occasionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

All so very very true. :)

Milaya
03-31-2005, 11:00 PM
Dirty Jenny Kidd, sounds nice...

Nessus
03-31-2005, 11:13 PM
Mad Jack Flint:
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Arr indeed!

TheBladeRoden
03-31-2005, 11:53 PM
Add another Rackham to the list!
Your pirate name is:
Black John Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr

divinedaydreams
04-01-2005, 12:02 AM
Black Anne Vane

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Spedoinkel
04-01-2005, 12:16 AM
Dirty Harry Boney?

MrVesham
04-01-2005, 12:19 AM
*chuckles*

I like it:

Red Morty Rackham

AyuRocks
04-01-2005, 12:50 AM
Dang.. when I saw you post, MrV. I was 99% sure you'd have put "Guybrush Threepwood."

You disappoint.

MrVesham
04-01-2005, 01:11 AM
Well that's more your game, I didn't wanna hog, so I just went with the generator.

abbadon
04-01-2005, 04:17 AM
Your pirate name is:
Iron Harry Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!


Wahey...Get your treasure chest out for the bouys....

J.Crichton
04-01-2005, 05:09 AM
Black Tom Rackham

Sponge
04-01-2005, 07:04 AM
Black Tom Flint

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

I-am-so-Johns-girl
04-01-2005, 08:04 AM
Captain Anne Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

scrape_medic
04-01-2005, 08:08 AM
Iron Harry Read


Wahey...Get your treasure chest out for the bouys....
Oh you're that sort of pirate huh? I say!

kymom5613
04-01-2005, 10:27 AM
Dirty Anne Kidd

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!


hmmm...maybe I should break out some Oil of Olay body soap huh?

ROFL - I have NO idea how this happened!!!

janey_13
04-01-2005, 10:33 AM
Red Bess Kidd

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Jim Reaper
04-01-2005, 11:13 AM
So, at the moment we have no less than five Captains, and twelve Rackhams (yes i counted, and yes, I am that bored).





It's also interesting to note that the two British women who took the test were both labelled "Mad".:rollin:

Spedoinkel
04-01-2005, 11:25 AM
Hah, mad women...would they perhaps be from Chailot?

SweetpeaAeryn
04-01-2005, 11:32 AM
Captain Ethel Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

B Sharp
04-01-2005, 11:58 AM
Six Cap'ns, and not a lot of deck hands. Yep, sounds a lot like this family of pirates!

trinamick
04-01-2005, 03:26 PM
Black Charity Kidd

MotorWerk
04-01-2005, 03:33 PM
This is good; soon we will have a fleet large enough to achieve global domination. Arrr.

DRD 1812
04-01-2005, 03:41 PM
Iron Anne Bonney
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

divinedaydreams
04-01-2005, 03:53 PM
This is good; soon we will have a fleet large enough to achieve global domination. Arrr.

Funny I thought we were already slowly taking over the world. ;)

Jim Reaper
04-01-2005, 05:38 PM
This is good; soon we will have a fleet large enough to achieve global domination. Arrr.

It's just strange that most of the "fleet" seems to be closely related..... :D

BaseLine
04-02-2005, 08:38 AM
Dirty Sam Kidd

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Clarsax
04-02-2005, 05:04 PM
I am Mad Mary Bonney

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

chri-baby
04-02-2005, 05:54 PM
Captain Ethel Rackham
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

MotorWerk
04-03-2005, 04:58 AM
Arr! During the recent heavy weather, I've had the oppurtunity to watch all of you at work on deck and aloft. You don't know wood from canvas! And it seems you don't want to learn! Well, I'll have to give you a lesson! Arr! Mr. Midshipman, bring the Cat! Arr!

Jim Reaper
04-03-2005, 07:12 AM
Mr. Midshipman, bring the Cat! Arr!

I didn't think pets were allowed at sea. :shrug:

http://www.keoka.com/images/131_3147s600.jpg


You walked right into that one. ;)

Orion
04-03-2005, 03:02 PM
Bloody Tom Kidd ...AAARRRRRrrrrrr shiver me timbers.


Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

MotorWerk
04-03-2005, 03:31 PM
Hehe, yes I was. Would you like to be the first to test my cat?

StephX
04-03-2005, 04:05 PM
I laughed out loud when I saw mine.
Mad Ethel Bonney


Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!


ooooo... just call me Meth Bonney for short, arrrrr!