Yesterday was ORGASM DAY... and I missed it.

[trubador]

RIO DE JANEIRO (AFP) - The Brazilian town of Esperantina staged an orgy of conferences on topics ranging from impotence to premature ejaculation to mark its annual 'Orgasm Day'.

The northern town of 38,000 people has been marking 'Orgasm Day' informally for four years but the municipal council voted on Saturday to make it an official event.

As well as the conferences, there was also to be a special showing of Eve Ensler's play "The Vagina Monologues".

Esperantina's mayor, Felipe Santolia, told O Globo newspaper: "A lot of human problems, such as nerves and stress illnesses are caused by unhappiness linked to sexuality. Orgasm Day allows people to discuss sexuality during conferences and in conversations with specialists."
Quite in keeping with this month's theme, huh? M******* May!

*sigh* And to think I didn't find out that it was Orgasm Day yesterday until it was too late. Oh well... there's always next year. *sigh*

link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050509/lf_afp/afplifestylebrazilsex_050509142647)

[stellar]

Everyday is orgasm day.

[canadadoc]

And what exactly did you miss? Couldn't we all say that every day is orgasm day? :D

[stellar]

The power was inside you the whole time.

[grinner]

:lech:

[stellar]

That's beastiality.

[DRD 1812]

Gives the whole new meaning of Bad Dog! :angelgrin

[TheBladeRoden]

:doh: I can't believe it! My celebratory cannon misfired on Orgasm Day!

[DRD 1812]

Well, I missed it by about two hours this morning. :D

[trubador]

Well... given that our comments (above) are after the Big-O Day, at least we can't be accused of premature jocularity! :ewink: :rollin:

[stellar]

Bad punner. Baaaaad punner.

[MotorWerk]

To quote B5 A Call To Arms: "Prepare to fire main gun."

[scrape_medic]

*snort* <----still not saying a thing!

[trubador]

:boom: :cloud9:

[Selena]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_9_141.gif
Well... given that our comments (above) are after the Big-O Day, at least we can't be accused of premature jocularity! :ewink: :rollin:

:spew: ....... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif .... bad truby, bad, bad ... :whip:

[stellar]

It's hammer time!

[JadeScape]

:lol
better late than never.....

[trubador]

I heard that one of the conferences was on a book entitled "G-spot Run". :band:

[grinner]

It's hammer time!
Should it be... safe sex?

[MotorWerk]

ohh, heavy!

[stellar]

:rollin:

[trubador]

:roflmao: Good one, g-man! :aok:

[who45]

Should it be... safe sex? :spew:

[Jim Reaper]

"Orgasm Day allows people to discuss sexuality during conferences and in conversations with specialists."

I'm glad I missed it, because that would have been one hell of a disappointment. ;)

[Selena]

My sister claims that this has to be a day decreed by the male of the species as the female of the species would pick more than just one day! :lech:

[Kurt_eh]

2 cl Bailey's® Irish cream
2 cl amaretto almond liqueur
2 cl Kahlua® coffee liqueur milk

Enjoy! :D

[stellar]

Hold the cream.

[SweetpeaAeryn]

My sister claims that this has to be a day decreed by the male of the species as the female of the species would pick more than just one day! :lech:


:spew:

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

[mfa96]

Wonder if Hallmark makes a card for it?

[La Bomba]

:spew:

[Nutty_Angel]

note to self don't read this thread when in the college libary, people keep giveing me wierd looks even though i'm trying to contain my laughing!!

My sister claims that this has to be a day decreed by the male of the species as the female of the species would pick more than just one day!

Yep yep gotta agree with that one!! :yes:

Should it be... safe sex?
:shocked: :spew: Damn i wansn't expecting that!!

[Milaya]

*snort* <----still not saying a thing!
Read from the day's paper that brittish people don't think much of sex.(but finnish do...)

[Milaya]

Should it be... safe sex?
Safe???Can sex be safe???not with wildy me.Let me laugh.I will always rememer a poor little guy...Accidents do happen...

[stellar]

Read from the day's paper that brittish people don't think much of sex.(but finnish do...)

What are you, Yoda? British people don't think much of sex... but finish do. :lech:

[kymom5613]

< ----- isn't EVEN going there...*snort* :innocent:

[scrape_medic]

What are you, Yoda? British people don't think much of sex... but finish do. :lech:
we always finish what we start...

Which paper was that? Don't think much of sex? Is that we don't think about sex much, or we don't think its that good? Cause this brit would like to take the stand and completely refute both those claims.

[Lord Loser]

Might take a demonstration to really put your point across, scrape... :ewink:

[scrape_medic]

you wish....:elol:

[mfa96]

:frontrow:

[Lord Loser]

Ok, but I'm going to have to believe what the article says then. *sigh*

[stellar]

http://www.thestudentzone.com/articles/images/film-monty-02.jpg

"Uhh, we'll take the foreplay as read, if you don't mind, dear."

[BrowderChick]

:frontrow:

I agree. :lol

:innocent:

[scrape_medic]

Ok, but I'm going to have to believe what the article says then. *sigh*
You know that you should never believe what you see in the papers........there is nothing in the world like first hand experience.....or both hand....or something.....okay, I'll shut up now.....

[Lord Loser]

No, no... keep going... I'm just beginning to change my...




mind.

[scrape_medic]

:lol haven't you got cows to go look at?























okay both hands........slowley....;)

[Lord Loser]

:lol haven't you got cows to go look at?Nope... poked a bunch of 'em last eve, and it's raining/snowing out now. And I've told you how it's not much fun to poke in this kinda weather...

okay both hands........slowly....;)Oh, my... :sweaty:

[scrape_medic]

Nope... poked a bunch of 'em last eve, and it's raining/snowing out now. And I've told you how it's not much fun to poke in this kinda weather...
Oh, my... :sweaty:

Cold and snowy out huh? Sounds like a nice warm fireplace and a good poke might just be what the doctor ordered.......:ewink:

[Lord Loser]

See? Now you're starting to change my mind...

[scrape_medic]

I knew I would bring you round to my way of thinking........eventually....


















....with warmed oil, and lace and leather....

[Lord Loser]

I don't know about that... I said starting to change my position on things. Without Milaya here to defend the Finnish honour, I couldn't just take your side as being the correct one. We need a little friendly competition to get to the... bottom of things...

[scrape_medic]

..and you would just love to get to the bottom........of things...:lech:

[stellar]

You people and your ellipses... filthy, filthy ellipses.

[DRD 1812]

So thats where my safe went! Hey you, get off of her! *smacks* Bad safe! No more money for you.

[Selena]

In support of scrape_medic I have to say that one of the "hottest" guys I ever dated came from Norwich. He had no trouble with ....... erm :D http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_13_14.gif ...... never mind - let's just say for a Brit, he was really "hot"!

[Lord Loser]

..and you would just love to get to the bottom........of things...:lech:Hey, an in depth investigation is often required to get to the core of the issue. One shouldn't overlook any detail as it often detracts from the pleaure obtained from the outcome of exploring every little nuance. Not only that, but ultimate satisfaction can only be acquired through such a careful examination...

[grinner]

Sort of in bad taste... but funny swf file about orgasms (http://www.00bliss.com/stuff/flash/Interorgasm.swf)

[BrowderChick]

Hey, an in depth investigation is often required to get to the core of the issue. One shouldn't overlook any detail as it often detracts from the pleaure obtained from the outcome of exploring every little nuance. Not only that, but ultimate satisfaction can only be acquired through such a careful examination...
You have to look a little more closely to see what you get into. :)

[Jim Reaper]

Read from the day's paper that brittish people don't think much of sex.(but finnish do...)

Ahem.....http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/relationships/british-sex-survey.php

[Lord Loser]

Just the kind of reading I'd expect from a hooligan...

[scrape_medic]

whats REI LL??

[Lord Loser]

:innocent:

[BrowderChick]

:eek:

[Jim Reaper]

Just the kind of reading I'd expect from a hooligan...

:censored: :ppbb: :P

[Lord Loser]

:rollin:

[Milaya]

we always finish what we start...

Which paper was that? Don't think much of sex? Is that we don't think about sex much, or we don't think its that good? Cause this brit would like to take the stand and completely refute both those claims.
Local Uusimaa.So it's written in Finnish.It was just ja short mention.

[Jim Reaper]

But did they have any evidence to back up these claims? I do have my reputation to think of you know..... ;)

[Milaya]

Someone understanded it like this:Brits don't think of sex, but do it when Finns only think of sex without having it...I dont't know what Brits think since only Brits I have met have been hamster breeders...

[La Bomba]

:eek:
r.e.i.

[Jim Reaper]

:eek:








No, I don't know what r.e.i. means either.




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[DRD 1812]

What's rei? :whisper:

[Jim Reaper]

Brits don't think of sex, but do it when Finns only think of sex without having it...

er.....


I dont't know what Brits think since only Brits I have met have been hamster breeders...

:eek:

[Lord Loser]

... since only Brits I have met have been hamster breeders...I think there are laws against that kinda thing...

[scrape_medic]

squeak!

[Owlman]

Being a Texan that has visited the UK several times, I can say that I appreciate the European view of sexuality. Me and my friend were mesmerized by their porno newspapers.

Though, I was bummed when we had to leave a day before the "Biggest Boobs in Britain" issue of The Sun came out.

[mfa96]

you know Owlman, there's something about that pic in your sig and this thread....

[zen]

I think there are laws against that kinda thing...

eeek!

[La Bomba]

you know Owlman, there's something about that pic in your sig and this thread....
:yes:

[TheBladeRoden]

Angelina Jolie stirs up the holiday spirit in us all!

[DRD 1812]

Well, with Brad Pitt and Angelina in the same pot. Oh the possibilities..

[Owlman]

Well, with Brad Pitt and Angelina in the same pot. Oh the possibilities..

Hopefully the movie will kick ass.

No nudity though. For some unknown reason. Both sides will be dissapointed.

[Jim Reaper]

Angelina Jolie stirs up the holiday spirit in us all!
Hmm, For some unexplainable reason, I have a sudden urge to go look through the "revel" thread......:devil:

[Owlman]

Hmm, For some unexplainable reason, I have a sudden urge to go look through the "revel" thread......:devil:

Feel free to contribute.

[Milaya]

*BUMP* shouldn't this be today?

[Zimtsternchen]

I think so. This thread is amusing. Any new scientific discoveries since last year?

[Selena]

Quite in keeping with this month's theme, huh? M******* May!

*sigh* And to think I didn't find out that it was Orgasm Day yesterday until it was too late. Oh well... there's always next year. *sigh*

link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050509/lf_afp/afplifestylebrazilsex_050509142647)


Actually guys, I just discovered that it's today - May 9th. So if you miss it you'll have to wait until next year. Glad I'm not on Vulcan though :sweaty: or it would be another 7 years.

[stellar]

I said it a year ago, I'll say it again. Everyday is orgasm day.

[ChianaMuse]

haha, somehow I missed this thread last year! but it's been some hilarious reading :p

[jerseygirl]

Actually guys, I just discovered that it's today - May 9th. So if you miss it you'll have to wait until next year. Glad I'm not on Vulcan though :sweaty: or it would be another 7 years.
It's today? What am I waiting for? Gotta go, uh....celebrate!!!!!!

[BrowderChick]

:rollin:

Hey...what am I standing around for.....

[Milaya]

Atleast I didn't forget...

[TheBladeRoden]

Celebrate! Celebrate! Come on and celebrate!

The closest I could get to a bad choice of words.

[Milaya]

Heh!

[trubador]

FRELL!!! :grr: I missed it again! :pace: Two years in a row. :cry2:

I was in an airplane flying cross country at the time.

And, NO... I wasn't in the process of becoming a member of the "Mile High Club" either. *kicks dirt*

*sigh*

There's always next year, I guess. :shrug:

[Zimtsternchen]

Maybe next year we should dig it out a couple of days ahead... discussion was pretty lame this year anyway.

[Jim Reaper]

True. But then again, it is hard to type using only one hand. ;)

[Milaya]

One hand? Right...

[Zimtsternchen]

I am so glad I wasn't eating when I read this... it hurts to get food into your sinuses. :lol

But now you made me picture you... nevermind.

[Zimtsternchen]

Heh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e367/VGSmiles/sla.gif

[Milaya]

:wstupid:

[Jim Reaper]

:ppbb: :P



But now you made me picture you... nevermind.

Heh.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e367/VGSmiles/sla.gif
:thud:






Note to self: Stop "Thudding". It hurts.

[Zimtsternchen]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e367/VGSmiles/troest.gif

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e367/VGSmiles/kiss1.gif

[woolhoss]

Any ladies wanna get together and make up for the miss?


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yeh, I said it.