Your favorite Burger Emperor finally has a job

[TheBladeRoden]

That's right, I am now known as TheBladeRoden, your University's Internet Website Converter Guy. Basically I sit in a shared cubicle and convert the University's thousands of web pages into some other format type. But rather than being in Houston's tallest skyscraper and having a view of the entire cityscape and the mountains beyond, I work in the English basement of the library building (or whatever it's called when a building is on a hill so that coming from one way it's the basement and coming from the other way it's the first floor) and I'd have to go to the other guy's cubicle to see someidewalks, a ditch, and the parking lot down yonder.

There are some advantages though. Unlikes some other jobs I've applied for, we basement computer tech guys have no public presence, so I don't have to wear a uniform or shave my grotesque beard and long hair. And I'll finally get regular hours, instead of having 10 hours of work some months and none some other months. Plus with internet access I'll be able to chat with y'all all the while!

Well I'm not gonna make you wish me luck, but please wish me a lotta something.

[LiLOrion]

Wishing you a lotta something. :)

[Nicola]

Good luck! It sounds like you could have some fun - just don't go all Hugh Hefner and grow your hair and finger nails to ridiculous lengths.... Hard to type with long nails. ;)

[zahncrelnik]

:rolleyes: Okay, TheBladeRoden, wishing you a whole lotta of something.

[AgentSun]

a lotta something, some shiny nickels and maybe a pet monkey.

[Clarsax]

Good luck!

[LiLOrion]

Good luck! It sounds like you could have some fun - just don't go all Hugh Hefner and grow your hair and finger nails to ridiculous lengths.... Hard to type with long nails. ;)

Hugh Hefner did that? Isnt that the guy who owns Playboy?

[AgentSun]

Nicola means Howard Hughes.

[I-am-so-Johns-girl]

:hug2: Wishing you a whole lotta something TBR! :aok: :snicker:

[TheBladeRoden]

Plus with internet access I'll be able to chat with y'all all the while!

That is, of course, if the board is up long enough for me to do so.

[kymom5613]

Congrats & all the best...You'll do GREAT (a la "Tony the Tiger") !!!
:D

[scrape_medic]

You have that Tiger too!:eek:

wishing you a hole in ya bucket......erm.....a whole lot of sandwiches......nah....agh, whatever it is....I hope you get it:)

[JadeScape]

:woohoo: for you TBR.....Wishing you a lot of something..... :rolleyes: :)

[eta_carinae]

congrats! :woohoo:

[TheBladeRoden]

Checkitout! Checkitout! Checkitout!
Tis my workload! It consists of copying 5 1/2 years of news articles into these forms.
http://students.uww.edu/rodenja10/workload.jpg

[eta_carinae]

looks fascinating.... really.... ;)

I'm not really one to talk though. I spent the entire day entering data into excel :yuck: From documents made 20 years ago... I swear, it just doesn't look professional unless it's done on a modern computer :dunno:

[Col.Batguano]

Wishing you the Blessing of fertility, great bounty, and fulfillness in profit, from the Great Pumpkin, be upon you from this day until the ending of the world,
so that you in it shall be remember-ed, you few you happy few,
so those men abed in England should find them selves a cursed that they where not there - and hold there man hoods cheep of when they speak of the Great Pumpkin's blessing- upon TheBladeRoden !!!!!!!!!
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[TheBladeRoden]

At long last! After a month's work! I have finally copied 586 news releases from Jan. 1999-Jun. 2005 into the collage system!

[Antrobus]

Wishing you....a better view!! That ditch will grow old real fast!

And what's the difference between Hugh Hefner and Howard Hughes anyway?? ;)

[AnnaSun]

Hi,

Well done! I know its hard for us to get jobs due to the social side. You'll do great!

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AnnaSun
Thanks