Texane
08-19-2005, 07:11 PM
I just luv this one . . . ;)
Dear Diary:
May 30th:
Just moved to Dallas...Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. :cool:
June 14th:
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper. :sing:
June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. :bowdown:
July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? :erp: At least it's nice and windy though. But getting used to it is taking longer that I expected.
July 15th:
Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) :headache: Missed 2 days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
July 20th:
I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over the $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and SH***S. :grumpy: No more pets in this heat.
July 25th:
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts. :faint:
July 30th:
Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. :bawl: Why did I ever come here?
Aug. 4th:
It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. :irate: Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this stupid city.
Aug. 8th:
If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I'm going to tear his throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted freaking Garfield!! :eh:
Aug. 9th:
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my a** was on fire. :censored: I lost 2 layers of flesh. Now my car smells like burnt a** & fried cat.
Aug. 10th:
The weather report might as well be a d**n recording. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do sh** for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren d**n desert?? Water rationing will be next, so $1700 worth of cactus just might dry up and blow into the d**n pool. :hork: Even the cactus can't live in this heat.
Aug. 14th:
Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 113 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the d**n windshield out of the Lincoln. :gnash: The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" :frellyou: My wife had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.
Dear Diary:
May 30th:
Just moved to Dallas...Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. :cool:
June 14th:
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper. :sing:
June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. :bowdown:
July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? :erp: At least it's nice and windy though. But getting used to it is taking longer that I expected.
July 15th:
Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) :headache: Missed 2 days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
July 20th:
I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over the $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and SH***S. :grumpy: No more pets in this heat.
July 25th:
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts. :faint:
July 30th:
Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. :bawl: Why did I ever come here?
Aug. 4th:
It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. :irate: Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this stupid city.
Aug. 8th:
If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I'm going to tear his throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted freaking Garfield!! :eh:
Aug. 9th:
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my a** was on fire. :censored: I lost 2 layers of flesh. Now my car smells like burnt a** & fried cat.
Aug. 10th:
The weather report might as well be a d**n recording. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do sh** for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren d**n desert?? Water rationing will be next, so $1700 worth of cactus just might dry up and blow into the d**n pool. :hork: Even the cactus can't live in this heat.
Aug. 14th:
Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 113 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the d**n windshield out of the Lincoln. :gnash: The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" :frellyou: My wife had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.