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Zutulu
08-30-2005, 05:09 PM
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: 1,331

1 to change the light bulb and to post on the mailing list
that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the
light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail
list.

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to
please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling
and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this mail
list.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs
work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
corrected URLs.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are
relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this
list.

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including
all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant
for, leave it here.

143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.


:rollin: I'm so glad it isn't like that here.

because I just changed a light bulb...

AgentSun
08-30-2005, 05:29 PM
we could make it like that...

scrape_medic
08-30-2005, 05:45 PM
I hardly see the relavence to Farscape.......:P

MotorWerk
08-30-2005, 05:47 PM
I hardly see the relavence to Farscape.......:P


Haha, you are a funny one, aren't you :D

freckle
08-31-2005, 12:57 AM
LOl i likes that...
Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just the one but you have to really want to change.

Jim Reaper
09-03-2005, 08:44 AM
How many zen buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to not change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb.


How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why change it? It might not exist.


How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to screw in the penis.......did I say penis? I meant lightbulb!


How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, its a hardware problem.


How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, she stands there and waits for the world to revolve around her. ;)

Nutty_Angel
09-03-2005, 09:27 AM
how many men does it take to change a light bulb?
4 - 1 to screw in the lightblub and 3 for him to complain to about hard work it was.