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Digger
09-01-2005, 01:56 PM
This is hysterical....

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/29/arts/design/29mons.html

By SARAH BOXER
Published: August 29, 2005
Is the super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster any match for the prophets of intelligent design?

This month, the Kansas State Board of Education gave preliminary approval to allow teaching alternatives to evolution like intelligent design (the theory that a smart being designed the universe). And President Bush and Senator Bill Frist of Tennessee both gave the thumbs up to teaching intelligent design.

Long before that, Bobby Henderson, a 25-year-old with a physics degree from Oregon State University, had a divine vision. An intelligent god, a Flying Spaghetti Monster, he said, "revealed himself to me in a dream."

He posted a sketch on his Web site, venganza.org, showing an airborne tangle of spaghetti and meatballs with two eyes looming over a mountain, trees and a stick man labeled "midgit." Prayers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, his site says, end with "ramen," not "amen."

Then, Mr. Henderson, who says on his site that he is desperately trying to avoid taking a job programming slot machines in Las Vegas, posted an open letter to the Kansas board.

In perfect deadpan he wrote that although he agreed that science students should "hear multiple viewpoints" of how the universe came to be, he was worried that they would be hearing only one theory of intelligent design. After all, he noted, there are many such theories, including his own fervent belief that "the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster." He demanded equal time in the classroom and threatened a lawsuit.

Soon he was flooded with e-mail messages. Ninety-five percent of those who wrote to him, he said on his Web site, were "in favor of teaching Flying Spaghetti Monsterism in schools." Five percent suggested that he would be going to hell. Lawyers contacted him inquiring how serious he was about a lawsuit against the Kansas board. His answer: "Very."

This month, the news media, both mainstream and digital, jumped in. The New Scientist magazine wrote an article. So did Die Welt. Two online encyclopedias, Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia, wrote entries on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Web site Boingboing.net mounted a challenge: "We are willing to pay any individual $250,000 if they can produce empirical evidence which proves that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster."

Now, Mr. Henderson says on his Web site, "over 10 million people have been touched by His Noodly Appendage." But what does that mean? When push comes to shove, will the religion that has come to be known as Pastafarianism do what it was intended to do - prove that it is ridiculous to teach intelligent design as science?

Mr. Henderson, who said in an e-mail message that his divine vision was induced by "a lack of sleep and a mounting disgust over the whole I.D. issue," has wit on his side. His god not only resembles human brains (proof, a fan writes, that "we were created in His image") but also looks like the kind of bacteria that proponents of intelligent design hold up as too complex to be the work of evolution alone.

Two dozen academics have endorsed the pasta god. Three members of the Kansas board who already opposed teaching intelligent design wrote kind letters to Mr. Henderson. Dozens of people have posted their sightings of the deity (along with some hilarious pictures). One woman even wrote in to say that she had "conceived the spirit of our Divine Lord," the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while eating alone at the Olive Garden.

"I heard singing, and tomato sauce rained from the sky, and I saw angel hair pasta flying about with little farfalle wings and playing harps," she wrote. "It was beautiful." The Spaghetti Monster, she went on, impregnated her and told her, "You shall name Him ... Prego ... and He shall bring in a new era of love."

Parody is a lot of fun. And parody begets more parody, especially on the Internet. It's contagious. But has anyone ever converted to a parody religion?

The history books show that parody isn't always the smartest strategy when it comes to persuasion. Remember Galileo? Some recent scholars say that it may not have been his science so much as his satire, "Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems," that got everyone steamed up. Under threat of death, Galileo ended up recanting his view that the earth revolves around the sun, and had to wait 350 years for vindication.

And yet the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster flourishes. It even has schisms. A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed. And there's bickering, Mr. Henderson said in an e-mail message, about whether the god is made of spaghetti or linguini. Those people, he noted, "give me a headache."

eta_carinae
09-01-2005, 02:05 PM
Yeah, I've heard of this before. "May you be touched by his noodley appendage" :lol

Jim Reaper
09-01-2005, 02:06 PM
http://www.venganza.org/


Hmm, his argument about the Global Average Temperature Vs. the number of Pirates is strangely compelling.....:lol

scrape_medic
09-01-2005, 02:10 PM
Five percent suggested that he would be going to hell.

"We are willing to pay any individual $250,000 if they can produce empirical evidence which proves that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster."


:roflmao:

BrowderChick
09-01-2005, 02:11 PM
Yeah, I've heard of this before. "May you be touched by his noodley appendage" :lol
:spew: I was cracking up at that part too.

TheBladeRoden
09-01-2005, 03:09 PM
Ebay here I come!

BrowderChick
09-01-2005, 03:26 PM
:rollin:

Zutulu
09-01-2005, 04:17 PM
I read about this on Der Spiegel...right after that my desktop changed to the FSM Sistene Chapel painting. :roflmao: I just couldn't resist.

Zantar
09-01-2005, 05:16 PM
that seriously made my day...

blue
09-01-2005, 06:15 PM
So glad you guys were on the ball to post this! The meatball, that is. I was going to post it but Digger was nudged by the noodly one who controls reality who caused him to post first. I'm a convert to this new scientific religion. Ramen.

blue
09-01-2005, 06:35 PM
new on ebay:



http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&satitle=Flying+Spaghetti+Monster

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Flying Spaghetti Monster Belt Buckle Pastafarian Relic
Oh, wow. This is absolutely amazing. Maybe even a miracle. I knew my Dad was a progressive guy, but I never knew just how ahead of the curve he was until now. This is a vintage belt buckle that he bought in the 1970's, that I now know, as a newly born follower of Pastafarianism, to be a sacred and holy image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster squared, shedding new light on whether or not the FSM can replicate Himself at will. The presence of a second set of eyestalks, also squared [well one of the eyes anyway], may just be an artistic and metaphysical metaphor for the all-seeing nature of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This is an incredible find for the world. This will prove beyond doubt that the Blessed FSM has always existed, even before we knew of His existence. For lo, the scientific evidence reveals that although this artifact can only be carbon dated to the 1970's, that is because His Noodly Appendage has changed the empirical data with his invisible Noodle of Transubstantiation, so that we are unaware that this relic has been around since the beginning of Time itself.

Technically speaking, this holy relic is made from what appears to be a brass buckle with silver solder and gold colored solder, whatever that's made from. Looking at the rear of the buckle, one can see that the solder has been reverentially blobbed on, as if the artist were in a trance of religious fervor. A stamp on the buckle tells us that this was made by "The Master Works", again, absolute proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster had His Noodly Appendage involved directly in the creation of this buckle. The buckle is very dirty, and I have not attempted to clean it, as I have not been ecclesiastically trained in these matters. The solder part on the front looks somewhat pitted, and if you stare at it long enough, it appears to be some sort of alien language. Perhaps there is a prophet out there who can decipher this message and relay it to the world.

I have taken pictures of the buckle right-side-up and upside down, just in case you want to wear it with the Blessed FSM floating on his "head". May the Piece of Lasagna be always with you, and may Flying Spaghetti Monsterism reign forever and ever. Ramen.

Current bid:
US $4.77**

Time left:
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Miracle Sandwich Flying Spaghetti Monster!
So there I was. I hadn't attended church today, as though some force had spoken to my inner being, that church just wasn't the way to go. At around 7pm, I started to get a little hungry. A quick look around the house revealed: one package spaghetti, a loaf of bread, some sauce, a few cheese slices, and a lone moldy kiwi. College has been good to me.

The way to go seemed a grilled cheese sandwich. Cooking spaghetti was just too much effort, and somehow seemed just wrong. I can't explain it, I just knew spaghetti was wrong.

I turned the stove on, and stared off into the evening sky as my meager sandwich fried. It crackled in the pan, drawing my attention back to it. I flipped it over, and was pleased I had been daydreaming just the right amount of time for it to be a golden brown.

The popping and sizzling began anew on the bottom of my dinner. I thought for a moment I heard a heavenly choir singing, but dismissed it once I noticed it was just my roommate watching episode III again. Yoda kicks ass, seriously.

I walked back over to my stove, to check on the status of my piddly sandwich. Somehow, it no longer seemed quite so weak. As though, there was an inner strength to my now proud grilled cheese.

I leapt into action, seizing the spatula into my shaking hand. Some powerful force was at work here, I could feel it. I slowly flipped my now glowing sandwich over, and with a brilliant flash of light, the holy image of THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER APPEARED!!11!!!ONEONEONE!!!!11

Everything makes sense now. I used to be all hung up on drugs, and depressed about life. But after tonight, my life has taken on new meaning. I must get this message out, and spread the holy gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This has truly changed my life.

I can only hope that by giving the world a chance to own such a holy relic, that I can bring more into the loving noodles of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

and from the heavens above, Ramen.

Current bid:
US $33.00**

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Limoge Plate Medusa As The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Here is a PASTAFARIAN MUST HAVE 12 1/2" Plate that depicts Medusa as..... the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. I believe! Do you? On the back of the plate it reads:

1999

Peter Norton Family Christmas Project

(isn't that the Symantec/Norton Utlilities Guy?)

By Vik Muniz

Made by Bernardaud in Limoges, France

Lead-free and Dishwasher Safe

This plate is in perfect condtion. It just needs a new Pastafarian home.

Scaper_S
09-01-2005, 09:46 PM
This was worth having insomnia for. 'Pasterfarianism' and the 'noodly one' absolutely priceless :D :rollin: :roflmao:
I know I will be sitting in a meeting and think of this and not be able to explain why everything is so hilarious!

Clarsax
09-02-2005, 03:09 PM
:roflmao: :rollin:

who45
09-02-2005, 06:09 PM
:rollin:

MotorWerk
09-02-2005, 06:22 PM
Hehe, ain't democracy great!

Wasn't there a political party in Britain called "Let's Have Another Party" Party?

StephX
09-02-2005, 06:33 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

hmmm... if you want the picture with sound

http://wwfsmd.ytmnd.com/

el-halo
09-02-2005, 09:58 PM
i have been a follower of the FSM for a while now and i am eagerly awaiting my beer volcano in the sky.

edit: oh, and Global Average Temperature vs Number of Pirates is one of the best graphs ever :D