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fiona-maria
02-23-2006, 08:06 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
TalynLives
02-23-2006, 08:29 AM
How did she end up with this guy in the first place?
StephX
02-23-2006, 08:45 AM
I heard about this on the radio yesterday. It's even weirder now reading through a copy of this "marriage contract".
woolhoss
02-23-2006, 08:53 AM
Dang.....I had one written like that for my future wife. Guess it's back to the drawing board:pissed:
TalynLives
02-23-2006, 09:53 AM
It's quite long winded. "A good wife always knows her place" would have been more succinct ;)
Snoogans
02-23-2006, 02:32 PM
Is this for real? How the hell did she end up with that asshole???????
Jim Reaper
02-23-2006, 02:51 PM
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arthurfrdent
02-23-2006, 03:05 PM
heh, just wait until he takes a look at the divorce decree. :eyeroll: hopefully they'll figure out a way to keep him away from anyone... he's on a downward spiral...
scrape_medic
02-23-2006, 03:16 PM
The guy is obviously a sicko control freak......The mere fact tha he wrote all that out expecting anyone to sign it justs shows what a freak he is. I hope he gets everyting he has earnt in this world.
TheBladeRoden
02-23-2006, 05:34 PM
I'm amazed he expected her to have a brain capable of keeping track of all those GBDs. Just hand her this.

http://students.uww.edu/RodenJA10/latehit.jpg
BrowderChick
02-24-2006, 06:52 PM
He sounds like someone I once knew. :g2f:
marandken
02-24-2006, 10:24 PM
I'm amazed he expected her to have a brain capable of keeping track of all those GBDs. Just hand her this.

http://students.uww.edu/RodenJA10/latehit.jpg

How gay should one act?

What's a "dustcloth"?

;)
Fyodor
02-25-2006, 07:19 AM
I wonder how that would have worked out.

"Have sex with me" - "No" - "Read the contract!!!"

... Not too logical.
malachilenomade
02-25-2006, 07:31 AM
Wow... I feel so much better about my gender now :eek:
who45
02-25-2006, 08:02 AM
omg :eek:
jerseygirl
02-25-2006, 08:41 AM
He obviously didn't get that porn is fantasy, not real life.
BrowderChick
02-25-2006, 10:30 AM
I really hope she wasnt stupid enough to actually sign it.