Dog: Free to a good home

[malachilenomade]

Dog For Sale:

Answers to the name of Dolly.

FREE to approved home, will eat anything, excellent guard dog.

Loves other small-dog breeds.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more kids, thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood.

Your help will be appreciated...

[Zimtsternchen]

I would, but my cat can be kinda vicious...

[arthurfrdent]

do they come as a packeage deal? 'cuz, yeah, I could do that... :devil:

[LiLOrion]

Its like a lion - with a buzz cut. :lol

[zahncrelnik]

okay,...um... when you say "loves other small-dog breeds", um...
what EXACTLY does that mean?

:shrug:
I mean, he doesn't eat them..... I mean one gulp......