scrape_medic
05-30-2006, 02:46 PM
Ref: Next Tuesday 06/06/06
Whilst I appreciate that you may have been waiting for this date to come along for a very long time, and whilst I can appreciate the significance of the end of the world as we know it, it has come to my attention that I am scheduled to work on that day.
I therefore have a number of requests including the following:
Please can you avoid perfornming any acts of total destruction that may involve the need for ambulance attendance between the hours of eight in the morning till at least four thirty in the afternoon, remembering that I never get off work in time.
Please do not in any way attempt to change, mutate, transform or disfigure my plumber into any form of being/demon/angel of death, that may impede his ability to complete my bathroom re-build on schedule. He was hard enough to find in the first place and whilst I may not even have a bathroom after the four horses of the apocalypse have ridden through it, assuming there is in fact enough of a room to work with, finding another suitable tradesman, given that most of them were half way to hell before, may prove impossible.
Please remember that I may say "go to hell" to any number of people during a normal day, but this does not actually mean I would like you to rise up and drag their screaming tormented bodies down to the depths of hades. I have been known to say it in jest to people I actually like, so to avoid any embarressing situations please ignore any curses that I may say during that day.
thanking you in advance.
Whilst I appreciate that you may have been waiting for this date to come along for a very long time, and whilst I can appreciate the significance of the end of the world as we know it, it has come to my attention that I am scheduled to work on that day.
I therefore have a number of requests including the following:
Please can you avoid perfornming any acts of total destruction that may involve the need for ambulance attendance between the hours of eight in the morning till at least four thirty in the afternoon, remembering that I never get off work in time.
Please do not in any way attempt to change, mutate, transform or disfigure my plumber into any form of being/demon/angel of death, that may impede his ability to complete my bathroom re-build on schedule. He was hard enough to find in the first place and whilst I may not even have a bathroom after the four horses of the apocalypse have ridden through it, assuming there is in fact enough of a room to work with, finding another suitable tradesman, given that most of them were half way to hell before, may prove impossible.
Please remember that I may say "go to hell" to any number of people during a normal day, but this does not actually mean I would like you to rise up and drag their screaming tormented bodies down to the depths of hades. I have been known to say it in jest to people I actually like, so to avoid any embarressing situations please ignore any curses that I may say during that day.
thanking you in advance.