Women think too much

[malachilenomade]

1. HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


2. HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

[woolhoss]

I'm not even gonna read it......I'm just gonna agree

[LiLOrion]

Women think too much...

Because men dont talk enough.

:lol

[wa11z]

Such wisdom...

[eta_carinae]

I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.

And herein lies the problem :lol

[NYPinTA]

EXACTLY. If he had just said, "I shot a lousy game of golf..." He was upset. She could tell. He said nothing. She speculates. Duh! *sigh*

Still... the story is funny.

[arthurfrdent]

Women think too much...

Because men dont talk enough.

:lol

no... really when we talk enough, women get angry about it... it's marginally safer to say nothing :D

[malachilenomade]

no... really when we talk enough, women get angry about it... it's marginally safer to say nothing :D
Gotta agree with that :aok:

[LiLOrion]

no... really when we talk enough, women get angry about it... it's marginally safer to say nothing :D

Gotta agree with that :aok:


Really?
What kinda women are you guys hanging around with?

[jerseygirl]

;) Mal, thanks again for sharing your deep insight into the complexities of the Mars/Venus relationship.

[malachilenomade]

Really?
What kinda women are you guys hanging around with?
Let's just say my taste in women isn't the best ;)


;) Mal, thanks again for sharing your deep insight into the complexities of the Mars/Venus relationship.

Isth true, isth true!

[arthurfrdent]

Really?
What kinda women are you guys hanging around with?

The female kind? :devil:

heh, I know not all get angry when you talk ... ;) sometimes it's just what you say... :rollin:

[LiLOrion]

...sometimes it's just what you say... :rollin:

True. :D

[TheBladeRoden]

no... really when we talk enough, women get angry about it... it's marginally safer to say nothing :D

Really?
What kinda women are you guys hanging around with?

Sounds kinda like my mother

[RustySlinky]

... ;) sometimes it's just what you say... :rollin:Yes, that is the exactly problem with talking. Many guys just let the words - ANY words - tumble out of their mouths like popcorn.

Many ladies'll pick apart every single word, every intonation, every eye twitch - and after they're done fleshing out every possible permutation, all association, hidden communication . . .

:tonbricks

Okay, if a guy risks finding himself saying "But Honey, I didn't really mean it in that way!!" Then it's better if he doesn't say anything at all.

[Reiner]

Well, women don´t say what they think ... that´s a problem in communication between ladies and guys.

We, as man, say what we mean and do what we say.

BTW, that´s also the reason why we can drive better cars and have a better orientation - we live in the reality. ;)

("When we switch the indicator light to the left, ... we drive to the left..." (Easy and logical). What will happen if a girl want to turn left ... maybe an accident "in communication". ;) )

:D

[Zimtsternchen]

Well, women don´t say what they think ... that´s a problem in communication between ladies and guys.


Uh oh... not all women. But now I understand the guys that just don't want to accept a "no" from me. I for my part want to be taken seriously.


We, as man, say what we mean and do what we say.

BTW, that´s also the reason why we can drive better cars and have a better orientation - we live in the reality.

:D

Yeah. The bigger the car...

[Reiner]

Uh oh... not all women. But now I understand the guys that just don't want to accept a "no" from me. I for my part want to be taken seriously.




Yeah. The bigger the car...


Jepp.

We even don´t no what you really mean, if you say "no" or "yes".

Sometimes (most?) girls mean exactly the opposite - but who of you did it always, ... sometimes, ... never - and when !??

[Zimtsternchen]

Mysteries of the universe. :shrug:

[Reiner]

Mysteries of the universe. :shrug:

And now you have learned what Rockne S. O´Bannon and David Kemper really meant with "The Uncharted Territories".



Mistery in this and that part of the universe. Remember they are guys. ;)

"Hey, I want to have a starburst sometimes..."
;) :infinity: :D

[arthurfrdent]

We even don´t no what you really mean, if you say "no" or "yes".
Sometimes (most?) girls mean exactly the opposite - but who of you did it always, ... sometimes, ... never - and when !??

heh, always assume she means what she says, and then seek clarification. Respect first, because that part has to come from you... ;)

[AyuRocks]

Uh oh... not all women.

Gonna second that. I mean and do what I say just as much as it's been asserted that every man does the exact same thing. That hasn't been my experience either.

Guess when it comes down to it you can't say any group as a whole does anything. Get to know a person for who he/she is and how he/she communicates, and that'sll be one step towards stopping miscommunication.

[LiLOrion]

...Get to know a person for who he/she is and how he/she communicates, and that'sll be one step towards stopping miscommunication.


:lol If you add some sappy music to that its SOOOO the end lesson of an After School Special.


BTW - I totally agree with you. :D

[AyuRocks]

ahhahhaha! I know! So many of the things I believe could be categorized as such... and the thing is... they're really true!

[wa11z]

ahhahhaha! I know! So many of the things I believe could be categorized as such... and the thing is... they're really true!

That's why they're After School Specials, Ayu.

[woolhoss]

I never got to see after school specials. I blame my teachers and all the detention.

[SpeX]

My favorite was the one when they shrunk down to tiny size,then travelled around inside their Uncle's body,a la Fantastic Voyage.

[Owlman]

Women think too much...

Because men dont talk enough.

:lol

I would just add that women talk entirely too much. Sometimes, we don't talk because you don't let us!

ie the 45 minute conversation that occurs when you ask a woman how her weekend went.

Or the road trip with your girlfriend. Went from Huntsville to Dallas and my girl was not quiet for four straight hours! The only break I got was when she fell asleep at the wheel. I drove after that.

I made the same drive with my bro, and the only words we had were: "What CD are you putting in?" "Pantera" "Pantera rules!"

Though, I do find quiet and shy women very interesting.

[DRD 1812]

I have guy tendencies. I don't talk, and the guys do...ALL the time. Wait, thats because some of the people in my social circle are full of themselves. :X

[AyuRocks]

That's why they're After School Specials, Ayu.

Hey, I'm a recovering cynic, cut me some slack.

[malachilenomade]

Hey, I'm a recovering cynic, cut me some slack.
Recovering cynic? Are there meetings for that? :D