My Geeky Tattoo You Like - no?

[SpaceSlut]

I have "Speak Friend and Enter" In Elvish just above "Crotch" (for lack of a better word)

But my tattoo artist Wimped out on me: and didn't go as low as I wanted:
SO!

I had to come up with something to fill the void of blank skin:

SO i'm getting two piercings and two tattoos in one day! THIS on my "Crotch"

http://support.dell.com/support/edocs/monitors/2001fp/GRAPHICS/icon-power-button.gif

and "Not all who wonder are lost" with a snail shell behind my ear!
*dances*

This will bright my tattoo count up to 10 and my piercings count back up to 14:)

[wa11z]

Did you come up with that design or is it something that you found?

[woolhoss]

hahahahhahaha That's an "On" button like on your computer. GENIUS!

[wa11z]

Oh yeah it is! Funny how stuff you see everyday looks different when it's somewhere else.

[SpaceSlut]

:) hahahahhahaha That's an "On" button like on your computer. GENIUS!

[jerseygirl]

Yeah, I got it right away. So when you ask a guy to turn you on...?

[wa11z]

Yeah, I got it right away. So when you ask a guy to turn you on...?
I'm listening...:rolleyes:

[TheBladeRoden]

If only it were as simple as pressing one button

[woolhoss]

<-- *no, there is not a group of guys huddled around the computer waiting to hear and see the rest of this thread*

[wa11z]

If only it were as simple as pressing one button
Agreed. And then turning off said button when finished.:D

[woolhoss]

So....youre thinking of like a robot girl?


that's crazy enough it just might work. I'll get the scientists on it right away!

[Fyodor]

If you want an on/off button for chicks, buy a diamond ring.

... or in this case, a diamond nipple ring.

[Boron]

Well, the diamond ring will work for about a year, after that it's anybody's guess.

[freckle]

so what is elvish for 'speak freind and enter'?

[Kurt_eh]

It's a difficult phrase. One has to be a cunning linguist to say it! ;)

[Fyodor]

It's a difficult phrase. One has to be a cunning linguist to say it! ;)
Dear GOD man!! have you no shame?!

[Kurt_eh]

:innocent:

[Nicola]

It's a difficult phrase. One has to be a cunning linguist to say it! ;)

:trout:

[woolhoss]

I cant believe it went there......wait. Yeh, I can.

[jerseygirl]

It's a difficult phrase. One has to be a cunning linguist to say it! ;)
You silver-tongued devil, you!

[SpeX]

For some reason,this image comes to mind...


http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j195/spexpics/steph_tongue2rr.jpg

[SpaceSlut]

If you want an on/off button for chicks, buy a diamond ring.

... or in this case, a diamond nipple ring.


I hate diamonds. never want one, never ware one.

tho new Nipple rings would be nice.

[SpaceSlut]

and
No one remembers and answer to "Speak friend and enter?"

[MadWombat]

friend

[SpaceSlut]

http://www.omniglot.com/images/langsamples/smp_sindarin.gif

Thats what mY tattoo looks like only its curved like a door

[Jim Reaper]

and
No one remembers and answer to "Speak friend and enter?"
I believe it was "Mellon", wasn't it? A nice short word to...er...get your tongue around anyway...

[SpaceSlut]

I believe it was "Mellon", wasn't it? A nice short word to...er...get your tongue around anyway...

bingo

[scrape_medic]

It's a difficult phrase. One has to be a cunning linguist to say it!
*groan*

[Sunderflame]

The tatoo thing.... na naaaaaaahhhh / diamond, yeah maybe; it works for awhile until you find out it's nothing more than a worthless rock that shines alot when polished....and it has ties to it....husband, boyfriend, lover. whatever, as long" it" workS..... ANY other sick places to go for a laugh...I love target practice...just thought I'd pop in and out...

http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Sex.gif

http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Cupid.gif
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Microwave.gif

[ChiChiFan915]

SO i'm getting two piercings and two tattoos in one day! THIS on my "Crotch"

This will bright my tattoo count up to 10 and my piercings count back up to 14:)

be careful with getting too much work done in a short period of time... that's introducing a good amount of a foriegn substances into your body at once which will weaken you immune system... so make sure you take some immunity boosters (Vitamin C/ econasia) to battle it. This is coming from experience... I got 3 tattoos in two days and within a week I was very ill... so be careful...

As for the tattoo count... I'm up to 21 so far but that's only because I took some time off... I have a very good friend who is a tattoo artist and I've been letting him work on me the whole time he has been doing tattoos so I get them for free. I think it's almost time to start my one tattoo a week schedule.

As for the tattoos themselves... they sound pretty hot... but then again what would expect from a guy with 21 tattoos... :aok:

You got me in the piercing count.. I need some more, I just hate the healing process of piercings.

[SpaceSlut]

I also hate healing times... Tho I'm amazingly fast a healing tattoos and strech ups.
it takes me ages to heal piercings