Chi
10-24-2002, 05:01 PM
Im new here. nh told me to come here and now im posting a new fic i wrote. i have the rest of my fic on my site, http://myfarscape.topcities.com/chi-fiction.html
This is a crazy idea I got in composition the other day. We were changing a partner's passive journal of what they did the 1st half hour the morning to an active story using tone words we got. For some reason Scott asked our teacher about a Bathroom Fearie, I dont really remember what was going on, i just know that my teacher said "The Bathroom Faerie! Thats a great idea!" so here is what Zo, Belz, and Cleo came up with.
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Aeryn awoke at the usual time at the end of the sleep cycle. She got up and headed to the bacthroom. Still half asleep she thought someone was in there with her. She looked around and saw something glying. It had a hotpink body, blue wings, a big nose, small eyes, arms and legs the length of Rygels, and sparkles and light all around him.
“Who are you?” Aeryn asked
“I am the bathroom faerie,” replied the floating entity
“Alright,” Aeryn said, not really beliving what she was seeing. She tapped her comms, “John?”
“Yeah?” he answered
“Could you come to my quarters please? I have a...problem in the bathroom,” she explained
“I’ll be right there.”
About 200 mictots later John entered Aeryn’s quarters and headed towards her bathroom
“Whats up?” he asked as he stood next to her.
“Look at that,” Aeryn said and pointed towards the faerie.
“What is that?” asked John
“I am the bathroom faerie,” the faerie informed him.
“Ok...” replied John suspiciously “What do you want?”
“I am granting you three wishes. What would you like?” The faerie asked
“I want a spork!” exclaimed Aeryn
“A spork?” asked John
“Yes, you said that it is a spoon and fork put together and I want one.”
“Alright,” said the faerie “Two more wishes.”
“I want an Austin Powers blue suede suit with white frills and a tv that only plays ‘I Love Lucy’ reruns.”
“Here you are,” said the Bathroom Faerie. As he disappeared the 3 things appeared in front of John and Aeryn.
Chiana had finished with her shower and got dressed when the Bathroom Faerie appeared.
“Who are you?” She asked in her seductive way.
“I’m the Bathroom Faerie. You may get 3 wishes.”
“I can?” she asked giddily
“Yes.”
“Drad. I want a wooden leg, all the pocket lint in the world and possession of Lake Tittycaca.”
“Lake what?”
“I don’t know. John said something about it and I want it.”
“Ok. Here you are,” Said the Bathroom Faerie and disappeaer as the 3 things appeared.
D’Argo was using a dentic when suddenly the Faerie appeared. D’Argo spit out the dentic and hissed menacingly.
“Don’t hurt me. I am the Bathroom Faerie and I’m going to grant you 3 wishes.” The Faerie explained quickly.
“Oh. Well I would like possession of a drunken sailor named Peg Leg Pete, half a salmon, and...” D’Argo thought for a few microts then finished, “a microwave toaster.”
Jool stepped into the bathroom right as the Faerie pooped in. She screamed her metal-melting scream and after a few microts the Faerie stopped her.
“I am the Bathroom Faerie, you may have 3 wishes.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“I want a Pee Wee night light, a 3rd apposable thumb, and a room made completely out of tin foil.”
“As you wish, here it is.” He left and the stuff appeared.
“What do Moya and I wish for?” asked Pilot “Well Moya says she would like a new paint job with Mr. T on the top and some pants and I would like some new makeup.”
“Are you aware are you a male?” asked the Faerie
“Yes, I just like to look pretty? Is there a problem with that?” asked Pilot
“No, no, not at all,” the Faerie answered and gave them their things and left.
This is a crazy idea I got in composition the other day. We were changing a partner's passive journal of what they did the 1st half hour the morning to an active story using tone words we got. For some reason Scott asked our teacher about a Bathroom Fearie, I dont really remember what was going on, i just know that my teacher said "The Bathroom Faerie! Thats a great idea!" so here is what Zo, Belz, and Cleo came up with.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aeryn awoke at the usual time at the end of the sleep cycle. She got up and headed to the bacthroom. Still half asleep she thought someone was in there with her. She looked around and saw something glying. It had a hotpink body, blue wings, a big nose, small eyes, arms and legs the length of Rygels, and sparkles and light all around him.
“Who are you?” Aeryn asked
“I am the bathroom faerie,” replied the floating entity
“Alright,” Aeryn said, not really beliving what she was seeing. She tapped her comms, “John?”
“Yeah?” he answered
“Could you come to my quarters please? I have a...problem in the bathroom,” she explained
“I’ll be right there.”
About 200 mictots later John entered Aeryn’s quarters and headed towards her bathroom
“Whats up?” he asked as he stood next to her.
“Look at that,” Aeryn said and pointed towards the faerie.
“What is that?” asked John
“I am the bathroom faerie,” the faerie informed him.
“Ok...” replied John suspiciously “What do you want?”
“I am granting you three wishes. What would you like?” The faerie asked
“I want a spork!” exclaimed Aeryn
“A spork?” asked John
“Yes, you said that it is a spoon and fork put together and I want one.”
“Alright,” said the faerie “Two more wishes.”
“I want an Austin Powers blue suede suit with white frills and a tv that only plays ‘I Love Lucy’ reruns.”
“Here you are,” said the Bathroom Faerie. As he disappeared the 3 things appeared in front of John and Aeryn.
Chiana had finished with her shower and got dressed when the Bathroom Faerie appeared.
“Who are you?” She asked in her seductive way.
“I’m the Bathroom Faerie. You may get 3 wishes.”
“I can?” she asked giddily
“Yes.”
“Drad. I want a wooden leg, all the pocket lint in the world and possession of Lake Tittycaca.”
“Lake what?”
“I don’t know. John said something about it and I want it.”
“Ok. Here you are,” Said the Bathroom Faerie and disappeaer as the 3 things appeared.
D’Argo was using a dentic when suddenly the Faerie appeared. D’Argo spit out the dentic and hissed menacingly.
“Don’t hurt me. I am the Bathroom Faerie and I’m going to grant you 3 wishes.” The Faerie explained quickly.
“Oh. Well I would like possession of a drunken sailor named Peg Leg Pete, half a salmon, and...” D’Argo thought for a few microts then finished, “a microwave toaster.”
Jool stepped into the bathroom right as the Faerie pooped in. She screamed her metal-melting scream and after a few microts the Faerie stopped her.
“I am the Bathroom Faerie, you may have 3 wishes.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“I want a Pee Wee night light, a 3rd apposable thumb, and a room made completely out of tin foil.”
“As you wish, here it is.” He left and the stuff appeared.
“What do Moya and I wish for?” asked Pilot “Well Moya says she would like a new paint job with Mr. T on the top and some pants and I would like some new makeup.”
“Are you aware are you a male?” asked the Faerie
“Yes, I just like to look pretty? Is there a problem with that?” asked Pilot
“No, no, not at all,” the Faerie answered and gave them their things and left.