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ChianaGray
11-05-2002, 01:25 AM
Aeryn: What the frell? (Looks down and see's MiniMe humping her leg)

D'argo: I'll get him! (fires his qualta at MiniMe)

N: MiniMe goes summer saulting through the air and lands on his feet in the corridor. He starts running as D'argo and Aeryn chase after him.

MiniMe: (Running through the corridor into the command center) Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Eeeeeeeeeee!!!

N: MiniMe runs straight to Crichton and wraps his arms around his leg.

JC: Whoa, hey - what the?

Aeryn: (raising eyebrows) Oh is that yours?

JC: Mine? What, no! (tries to pry MiniMe off of him) Hey c'mon now, get (kicks his leg) off!

MiniMe: (goes sailing into Chiana) Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

N: Chiana catches MiniMe in mid air just as Austin Powers comes sliding into the command center. She tosses MiniMe to Sikozu.

Powers: Oh! Say, you mind if I have that little man back baby?

MiniMe: (MiniMe shakes his head and wraps his arms around Sikozu's neck) Eeeeeee!!!

Sikozu: (holds MiniMe protectively as she sets him down) I don't think so! What the frell do you think you're doing to this poor evil little creature?

Powers: Well you see baby, he belongs to Dr. Evil and I'm trying to catch him so I can find his new secret evil lair.

JC: (shakes his head as he sits down) Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill.

N: Dr. Evil's face apears on the command center portal screen

Dr.E: Excuse me! Helllooo, is anyone frickin out there?

Crichton: (stands and faces the portal screen) Yeah, something we can help you with?

Dr.E: Oh I don't know ... we're a little low on chocolate, do you have any?

JC: Noooo .....

Dr. E: (puckers his lips, shaking his head slighlty) No juju beas?

JC: Nope, this is the uncharteds ...

Dr. E: Not even those little sugar coated lemon drops?

JC: You've got to be kidding me right?

Powers: (looks to Chiana) Excuse me, but can I ask you something?

Chi: Ahhhh (looks around) sure, okay ...

Powers: (grooving) Do I make you randy baby! Do I!