View Full Version : I called UPN..wanna know what happened?
Twich
03-28-2003, 11:52 AM
So....I called UPN this morning. (Can you hear the sing-songy voice? LOL!)
I got Dawn Ostroff's secretary and here's how THAT conversation went:
Hi. :hi: I'm from the SaveFarscape campaign. Do you know who we are? :eh:
Farscape? Sure we know who you are. :) How can I help you?
I'm calling because we've sent a gift to Dawn and Kevin Levy that should be delivered today and it's perishable, so I wanted to make you aware it was coming.
A gift? :bgift: :eek: :flee: Perishable? :help:
Yes, well...it's ice cream.
OH MY GOD. :eek3: I totally hate you. :sniper: I mean..ICE CREAM??? OH MY GOD. :thud:
Yeah, :D it's homemade too. :angelgrin
OH MY GOD! :thud: Homemade ice cream? You're sending us homemade ice cream? I so hate you! :love:
Yeah. It's homemade from this company in Ohio and we're having it sent overnight air UPS. It should be there any time. Twelve pints of it... :spin:
TWELVE PINTS??! OH MY GOD! :thud: :thud: :thud: I SO hate you!!! :party: :beer:
Well, we wanted you to have a happy Friday in the office on us. :bgb: :bgift: :bgb: :hi:
OH MY GOD. Ice cream. (Unbelieving voice.) You're sending us ice cream. Twelve pints of ice cream. :thud: :love:
So, have a happy Friday! Enjoy it from Farscape fans around the world! :aok: :beer:
Okay. Oh my god....thanks!
:D
So you know what gang? UPN LOVES US TOO!!!!!!!!
:hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:
quendi
03-28-2003, 11:54 AM
Twich, you make me scream....ICE scream!
BlackThorn
03-28-2003, 11:55 AM
WTG on all three accounts Twich! Thanks for posting these. You've made my day! Too cool!
akimbo
03-28-2003, 11:58 AM
"OH MY GOD....I so hate you!" :rofl:
I can't stop. I'm laughing and I can't stop. :D
That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo great!
Thanks to Twich, DoA and all their support for this. It has totally made my frelling Farscape free Friday!
Woo Hoo!
:joy::joy::joy:
Dominar of Action
03-28-2003, 11:59 AM
Awright, Twich!! 3 for 3!!! Woo Hoo -- 'tis been a good Friday people :)
But you wanna know what's even better??? Notice how the secretary was repeating everything Twich was saying? How much you wanna bet that Dawn Ostroff or some other VIP was standing right beside her as this conversation was going on :D I mean, if your secretary is on the phone saying OH MY GOD! repeatedly, you tend to notice. :rollin:
Chaym
03-28-2003, 11:59 AM
To participate in some Tirielitist....
:joy: :joy: :joy:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:beer: :beer: :beer:
:love: :love:
:rollin: :rollin:
GeekedOut
03-28-2003, 12:13 PM
Wow, that is so awesome. Congrats to all those involved and to DoA and Twichie for their hard work.
Twichie, you are far more outgoing than I, I don't think I could have even worked up the courage to call them!
You guys rock muchly!
Darkness Ascending
03-28-2003, 12:15 PM
think they ate it?
hope it was coffee icecream! :-P
tazeyfr
03-28-2003, 12:20 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:aok:
Way to go, Twich.
I don't remember seeing posts about the ice cream sending idea so if you guys can let me know where I can find the information to chip in a few bucks, that'd be nice. Thanks.
Tiriel
03-28-2003, 12:30 PM
OK, that does it!
I officially declare the venerable TWITCH to be our beloved Royal Highness, Queen of the Amazing Telephone Conversations!!!!
:rollin: I SO hate you!!!
Rats! Where is their HQ? Is it in LA? Shoulda taken my camera there! 12 pints?!?! Hell, *I* am envious!!! LOL!
Love and Peace and Tirielitis!!!
:joy: :bounce: :joy: :bounce: :joy:
Tiriel :eek:
Dominar of Action
03-28-2003, 12:42 PM
For the curious, the thread is here: http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=119514#post119514
I believe the wonderful aeryncrichton first suggested Graeter's for TVGuide and we all loved the idea for UPN/Viacom as well. Here are the flavors they are hopefully enjoying as we type:
Amaretto Crunch
Butter Pecan
Strawberry
Vanilla
Chocolate Almond
Black Raspberry Chip
Chocolate Chip
Mint Chocolate Chip
Mocha Chocolate Chip
Peanut Butter Chip
Toffee Chip
Raspberry Sorbet
They were VERY limited on message space, so the card simply read: Farscape, like ice cream, always leaves you wanting more! Please help! (Think that sounds desperate enough? :help: )
Oh, and forgot to add that they dno't know it yet, but they will also be receiving the tulips on Monday with a card that reads:
Hope you enjoyed the ice cream! Please accept these spring flowers as a reminder of our continued hope for a new beginning and the ultimate completion of Farscape's incredible story.
Members of Savefarscape.com
Edited to give proper credit to aeryncrichton as the originator of the ice cream idea
Tokeya
03-28-2003, 12:49 PM
Yippie!!! :joy:
:beer: Here's to Twich, DoA and all the rest !!!
mgraylorn
03-28-2003, 12:49 PM
Thanks too to aeryncrichton who came up with the original idea of ice cream. It seemed to be quite a hit at each office. "The day those Farscape people sent ice cream" will long be remembered at each place, no doubt. Fruitbaskets etc are nice, but I bet the ice cream gets remembered longer ("I so hate you!"). (She shouldn't worry - since ice cream is cold, it doesn't have many calories! How's that for an appropriate nerd joke?)
It was good of you Twich to call them up to make sure the ice cream didn't melt before it was enjoyed. I hadn't thought about it, but it was a chance to reinforce Farscape - not only did it come care of savefarscape (mention once), but gave Twich an excuse to call up and remind them about savefarscape (mention twice). How can you help but want to support a show whose fans send you goodies?
Now whenever those people have ice cream, they will think of Farscape!
-hmmmmm, ice cream.....
the_cadpig
03-28-2003, 12:55 PM
She shouldn't worry - since ice cream is cold, it doesn't have many calories! How's that for an appropriate nerd joke?
:rollin:
I must be a nerd :D
mycattoldme
03-28-2003, 12:58 PM
Awesome!!! Great job Twich, DoA and Akimbo!
:joy:
Budong
03-28-2003, 01:01 PM
You idiots you wasted all that ice cream on Upn. You should have sent some to ME!!!!!!!!
Hazz.
ipimen
03-28-2003, 01:02 PM
my mouth is watering just to read those flavors...
great job twich and DoA, thanks a lot for everything :D
ROFLOL! Yeah, let's bribe them into buying Scape! *bg*
trubador
03-28-2003, 01:35 PM
AMARETTO CRUNCH????
OOOOoooooooo......
DentArthurDent
03-28-2003, 01:49 PM
You kids, are the Draddest! I cross posted this over to Kansas, too. I am in awe. AWW! :aok:
Arthur Frelling Dent
'Should we drop SciFi a note to tell them they didn't play nice, so they don't get any?'
jadeshand
03-28-2003, 01:50 PM
Way to Gooooooo! Scapers Rock!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :joy: :joy: :bounce: :bounce:
Darth Buddha
03-28-2003, 01:57 PM
Had to suggest it.
Don't have an ice cream maker. Will coordinate with the next ice cream send though... so drop me a line.
... cuz crackers do matter. And it's something I can actually squeak out of a grad school budget.
I don't eat 'em myself, so I gotta ask what'ya think'd be best? Captains Wafers? Saltines?
aeryncrichton
03-28-2003, 01:57 PM
Awesome follow-through, Twich and DOA and everyone who contributed suggestions and $$$!
This is the kind of thing that gets us noticed and remembered in a positive way! Woo-hoo!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
AyuRocks
03-28-2003, 02:01 PM
Man, this is just awesome!!! Twich, you're too cool.
Ashley
jeffrabb
03-28-2003, 02:06 PM
quote
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Arthur Frelling Dent
'Should we drop SciFi a note to tell them they didn't play nice, so they don't get any?'
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:spew: :lol :bgb: :devil: :spin: :elol:
Now why don't we? Heheheh
Jeff
CosmicTheorist
03-28-2003, 02:13 PM
I have another letter almost ready to mail out to Skiffy; I'll be sure to let them know what they missed.
;)
Lagash
03-28-2003, 02:18 PM
Fabulous idea! In Twich's honor, I have just contributed $100 to SaveFarscape. Let's keep these ideas funded properly!
Ammit
03-28-2003, 02:27 PM
AHA, we will buy back our show through their stomachs!!
shaith
03-28-2003, 02:29 PM
So...how do we top this? :)
Twich
03-28-2003, 02:30 PM
Wow...Lagash..I am completely overwhelmed!! You rock! Geez..just wait til I tell you what I have up my sleeve for next week! LOL! :)
soccerscaper
03-28-2003, 02:36 PM
Way to go DOA, Twitch & aeryncrichton!!!:D :D :D
It must have been so exciting when she said "we know who you are" (paraphrase). By the time we're done, everyone will know how great Farscape fans are!
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Great job scapers!!!
vikingscaper
03-28-2003, 02:45 PM
I just wanted to say thank you to Twich, DoA and evrybody else who took part in this. All of the calls sounded awesome! Way to go!!!!!
:aok:
:joy:
viking scaper
Copperblue
03-28-2003, 02:53 PM
Behold. The Power Of Ice Cream.
*SHOUT OUT TO TWICH!*
harveywhispers
03-28-2003, 04:24 PM
To all involved:
:bounce: :bounce: :joy: :joy: :joy: :bounce: :bounce:
hw
*A Scaper standing in awe of all that is being accomplished.
Sparky
03-28-2003, 04:26 PM
This indeed makes for a great Friday launch into a scaper lovin weekend!
But, enlighten me, since I am in a different generation, I guess.
"I SO Hate you" means "I love you, thanks"? or was the secretary referring to the calories? I just want to know if that's today's jargon, and what it means, so I can use it on those
youngins in PNFF. :P
scrubschick
03-28-2003, 05:09 PM
Yeah, Sparky, I'm sure that's what it means. "I so hate you because I'm on a diet and now I'm gonna break it because I love the ice cream you're sending and I love you for sending it!"
And for whoever asked about coffee ice cream? DA maybe? The mocha chip is coffee ice cream with absofrellinglutely amazing chocolate chips in it. Graeters doesn't add chocolate chips. They drizzle the chocolate in and it forms it's own shapes as it cools. These can be amazingly large chunks when all is said and done...
BTW, mocha chip is my favorite, 'cept for strawberry chip which is seasonal <sigh>. Good thing that or I'd weigh more than my car.
hugs and chocolate kisses!
scrubs :spin:
Talyn-John
03-28-2003, 06:08 PM
"Savage. I know every food in the galaxy and I have never heard of Iziz Reem."
operaghost666nj
03-28-2003, 06:32 PM
Amazing! Since the ice cream has been so well received by the recipients....could this be a "signiture" gift of the campaign? It's so unique...just like Farscape! :bgb: Great work everyone!!!:aok:
akimbo
03-28-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by mycattoldme
Awesome!!! Great job Twich, DoA and Akimbo!
:joy:
As much as I'd like to take credit for executing this frelling great plan, this was all DoA on the organizing side and Twich on the phone calls. I'm just a cheerleader on this one. Rah Rah Scapers ;)
JA_Shipper
03-28-2003, 07:15 PM
Rah-rah to everybody involved in this "little" project ;) - I was reading this thread at work and snickering like crazy. Brilliant idea! And now that I am employed again (even if it's only temporary) I can financially contribute again! Whee! :D
Suse
Beaulah
03-28-2003, 07:38 PM
Cheese and crepes that's awesome! Great idea and I love the card!
You guys are my new heros
cheeeky8
03-28-2003, 07:38 PM
Let it be known that you can never say that a channel can't be bribed! :rollin: Soon they will be putty in our hands!
Great job guys!
:bounce: cheeeky
TechnoBoY
03-28-2003, 09:11 PM
Question: How did you send it? Cooler? LOL, just bothers me.
This is just too funny.
Dominar of Action
03-28-2003, 09:22 PM
Steve, they (Graeter's) ship it packed in dry ice, UPS next day air.
LadyCrais
03-28-2003, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Lagash
Fabulous idea! In Twich's honor, I have just contributed $100 to SaveFarscape. Let's keep these ideas funded properly!
I'm not Twitch but I AM FARSCAPE! (how's that for a new twist guys) I just want to say thanks to Lagash and welcome! It's great to have new blood joining us in our quest to get our legal drug of choice back on the air again! :hi:
"this be a "signiture" gift of the campaign? It's so unique...just like Farscape!"
Well hell if you want unique i'll give you unique.....let's see I don't really need that "Best of La Parka in WCW" tape, because La Parka and Farscape have a lot in common their not always the most popular but there still the best.
Da-Met
03-29-2003, 01:56 AM
^ :rollin: Best. Non-sequitor. Ever. :aok: "the chair-man" rules :)
VittorioJC
03-29-2003, 03:14 AM
Great Job Twich. Your adventures made my day, it's great to hear that UPN knows of us. Ice Cream. hahaha That was a Great Idea!
PkTechSquirrel
03-29-2003, 05:08 AM
Thought I'd add my thank you!
You are all fantastic!!! Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!:aok:
Kerlin
03-29-2003, 08:53 AM
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
The Tirielitis is back!!!! Twich, you RULE and Scapers are SUPERIOR!!!! I can't stop giggling! This is frelling amazing!
Chaym
03-29-2003, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by cheeeky8
Let it be known that you can never say that a channel can't be bribed!
:rollin: :rollin: :love: :joy: :party: :beer: :beer: :beer: :elol: :jedi: :bounce:
Third EYe
03-29-2003, 09:36 AM
I love it!
I am curious, did you find out if they recieved the ice cream? How was the reaction (apart from the I hate you) from those who recieved it, and was the target hit?
I know if I were the target, and Ice Cream was the missile, I'd weep, like a baby. I'd surrender, and give the people what they want. Great idea and well executed.
Twich
03-29-2003, 12:09 PM
Thanks. I was actually thinking about calling them back on Monday to follow up. Of course, I've already spoken with Matt at TV Guide, so I know they got it...but UPN and Viacom..I'd kinda like to know it made it okay. What do you guys think? Call back Monday to follow up?
shaith
03-29-2003, 12:15 PM
Absolutely - giving them a courtesy ring to make sure they got and enjoyed the goodies is a must, methinks. Plus if they really enjoyed the eyes cream, that phone call should give 'em all new warm fuzzies.
Chaym
03-29-2003, 12:33 PM
Yep, call em back! :bounce: :bounce:
kymom5613
03-29-2003, 12:47 PM
Another 'Scaper bowing deeply chanting "I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy"
Love this crowd!
Dominar of Action
03-29-2003, 02:39 PM
Not to be the voice of dissent, but I would seriously NOT call again. I know it would be wonderful to have repeated confirmation of the fact that they know us and apparently like us :D, and I know we would all kill for details about their reactions, etc. but let's not kill the golden goose. We have obviously made one hell of an impression, which is all we were after. Let's don't dilute it now with repeated phone calls. They are already scheduled to be receiving a delivery of flowers on Monday that will reference the ice cream. I'd leave it at that for now.
For those worried about whether the ice cream showed up or not, we do have confirmation that TVGuide received theirs, and I've got the tracking numbers for the UPN/Viacom orders. As soon as I get home from work this evening, I will follow up with Graeters to verify that the ice cream was delivered.
If everyone wants a repeat performance (keeping in mind that sequels are rarely as satisfying as the original), let's give them some time (say, 4-6 weeks) and then surprise them again with another unique gift. That would be the time to call again, IMO.
Vampgrrl
03-29-2003, 02:46 PM
YEah I'd say don't call again, not at least this soon.
Stargate2077
03-29-2003, 03:45 PM
I agree. Let's wait on the followup call.
jeffrabb
03-29-2003, 04:58 PM
Yes, no follow up call. That will make us look like impatient little childern the day before Christmas. We know that they got it. We know that they know who we are. Let it rest at that. As someone suggested earlier, we could do something else in a few weeks. After all Easter is only 3 weeks away.:bgb:
Jeff
Tokeya
03-29-2003, 04:59 PM
DoA is right, let's overhelm them with calls. Let them savor the goodies peacefully as they brainstorm on how quickly they can add Farscape to their lineup ;)
Sunderflame
03-29-2003, 05:22 PM
Kudos Twich. It is so exciting to just turn on the computer after being away for awhile; and seeing such wonderful news. I'm so thrilled about this. Great job. Hail Our New Queen Of AWESOME *THE Cool One*
:finger: :eek: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :joy: :joy: :hi: :snowman: :beer: :beer: :beer:
Dominar of Action
03-29-2003, 05:56 PM
After all Easter is only 3 weeks awayHow about a singing telegram delivered by Harvey in a bunny suit? :ewink:
Justplainlisa
03-29-2003, 05:56 PM
I just finished reading about the ice cream delivery. You ROCK!!!
Lisa D
TechnoBoY
03-29-2003, 06:18 PM
I agree. Dont call. We might just annoy them. Let us be mysterious! LOL
guyricardo
03-30-2003, 12:20 AM
originally posted by Dominar of Action
How about a singing telegram delivered by Harvey in a bunny suit?:ewink: :rofl: :rollin: :aok:
shaith
03-30-2003, 12:23 AM
lol - harvey in a bunny suit...I love it! :)
Dominar of Action
03-30-2003, 10:19 AM
Hey, I was only half joking... if someone can come up with some good lyrics, I'm sure we could at least get the bunny suit part of it taken care of. I dunno about getting the singer to don a leather fetish mask though :ewink:
Sparky
03-30-2003, 03:31 PM
Ice Cream rules the cosmos and woos the net-suits!
Thanks to all scapers who funded and organized that!
I agree with Dominar of Action, lets not do a followup call, but work on lyrics for a singing telegram. The flowers are a wonderful follow up! There are a lot of writers in this community who can come up with telegram lyrics, but I don't think you'll find any singing bunny suit wearers who will put on a Scorpy suit.:ejest:
Gifts, saranades, just like goin' courting!
StarsGoBlue
03-30-2003, 06:27 PM
Oh man...did anyone else think of Bad Timing when DOA mentioned the bunny suit??
I just about fell over when I saw it on screen....
*shakes head*
Only DK could think of something so goofily twisted.
So, let's talk theme for lyrics. What do we want the message to be? I know it probably sounds dumb, but it would give us direction....
******Stars :)
Ozfencer
03-30-2003, 06:44 PM
Great idea about the icecream, folks, and great going, Twitch!!!!! You were sooooooooo cool - I can just hear those conversations....! Very funny!
My evil grin just got bigger and bigger. You get the Telephonist of the Year award!
:joy::rollin: :aok:
Dominar of Action
03-30-2003, 07:24 PM
Well, Stars, unless someone can think of an Easter tie-in ("Here Comes Peter Cottontail"?), could we use the one you did?
Oh, and BTW, I called to confirm the Graeters delivery but they asked me to call back between 9-4 on Monday.
StarsGoBlue
03-30-2003, 08:01 PM
Oh....I think I could work with Peter Cottontail..... *grin*
Off to ponder, and finish report cards....
*****Stars :ewink:
ajshipper
03-30-2003, 08:08 PM
Just wanted to add my congratulations on the ice cream idea. It is so great they know who we are at UPN. Flowers as a follow-up.
Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:joy:
Stargate2077
03-30-2003, 08:08 PM
Nice chocolate for Easter?
Forest Farm2
03-30-2003, 08:58 PM
Nice job on the ice cream caper!
Maybe send Bird of Paradise flowers sometime?
Or a giant chocolate statue of Pilot?
guyricardo
03-30-2003, 09:41 PM
visualizing a giant chocolate Pilot being delivered in a basket of Bird of Paradise by a large singing Easter bunny. :rollin:
LadyCrais
03-30-2003, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by Forest Farm2
Nice job on the ice cream caper!
Maybe send Bird of Paradise flowers sometime?
Or a giant chocolate statue of Pilot?
I missed it too, but apparently we DID send Bonnie a Bird of Paradise on 3/21! :D
SabaceanBabe
03-31-2003, 06:30 AM
Yup on the BoP to Bonnie on 3/21. I did receive confirmation that it was delivered from 1-800-Flowers, but it didn't say who actually received it and ya know Skiffy ain't talkin'...
Dominar of Action
03-31-2003, 08:09 AM
Just got confirmation on the ice cream deliveries from Graeter's -- both made it OK on Friday a bit after 10:00 local time. :)
Scapekid
03-31-2003, 08:57 AM
Joining this a little late, but FRELL PEOPLE! You guys RULE!
Cariad,
Scape'
:jedi:
operaghost666nj
03-31-2003, 12:02 PM
Guyricardo...I almost feel out of my chair when I read your post...LOL!!! :thumbs:
teeheehee
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