You Know You're Addicted to Farscape When....

[Selena]

When you've fooled around all day at the SFS web site and haven't done a lick of work :O

[adafairy]

When you have convinced your mother to buy a DVD player, so you can lend her all your FS DVDs and she can see what it's all about - and made her into an addict too.

when you consider buying the Region 1 DVDs, eventhough you can't watch them (yet!).

when you feel guilty about watching anything else on TV.

when you spend more time looking for new/more Farscape info than looking for a new job.

[Mirth]

You Know You're Addicted to Farscape When:

- Your 12 step program is watching 3 episodes from each season

- Nobody looks at you funny anymore when you start punching your paper cuts

- You've gotten more than a few bruises demonstrating how it feels to have your favorite show (in this example, your favorite sporting event/game) "canceled" in mid-stride, unexpectedly. Note: Tarkan Shield generators do not protect you from flying beer bottles ;)

[Astro599-SpaceCoyote]

You know you're addicted to Farscape when the best laugh you've had in months is from the 'you know you're addicted to Farscape when...' thread.

and I must say it's good to be back.

[Strivaria]

It's not a heck of a lot, but... when you finally get the money to go shopping for a new car, two of the criteria are that it be yellow and vaguely shaped like a really really big DRD. And now I'm just waiting on "I DRD" personal tags for my Ford Focus. Of course, I"m stilll trying to figure out how to attach the eye stalks so that they'll stay on at 70 MPH....

Angie

[Selena]

When you can write numerous pages of verse about an entire Farscape season in a few hours. :rollin:

[Jude]

Originally posted by Illusions
-You start cursing using words like 'Frell' and 'Dren', and tell time

Yup. Guilty!

[fiona-maria]

At Googlism.com, I bother to Googlism FarScape:

Googlism for: farscape

farscape is chiana actually doing it in the opening credits every
farscape is aeryn sun a necrophiliac? message board
farscape is more satisfying than
farscape is farscape good sci fi opinion part 1
farscape is farscape clichéd cliched introduction
farscape is one of the best
farscape is coming back to the bbc yay
farscape is new for me
farscape is becoming a reality
farscape is the class of its field
farscape is 17% clichéd
farscape is taking over
farscape is a new series showing on the sci
farscape is a really good show
farscape is a risky journey into the uncharted territories
farscape is detained to become apart of humanity¡¦s mythology from our age
farscape is "slicker 'n snot
farscape is the most intelligent
farscape is produced in australia by the award
farscape is genre television at its most ambitious
farscape is genre television at its most
farscape is now playing on bbc 2 mondays @ 6
farscape is a show that only a very small percentage of america's population has ever heard of
farscape is no copyright infringement is intended
farscape is everything that star trek has forgotten to be
farscape is one of the new sci
farscape is a new and exciting show
farscape is
farscape is "slicker 'n snot"
farscape is a fully 3d team
farscape is copyrighted by the jim henson company
farscape is a scifi series currently running on the scifi channel in the us and in other international countries
farscape is the epic story of astronaut john crichton
farscape is an important part of that forward momentum
farscape is the story of american astronaut john crichton who joins a motley band of escaped alien renegades traversing the
farscape is also the most popular original series on the sci
farscape is coming to a close on dvd
farscape is one of the better looking tv series currently on dvd
farscape is up at karlsweb
farscape is definitely one of them
farscape is now entering its third season on the sci
farscape is now entering its fourth season on sci fi
farscape is the property of jim henson television
farscape is now
farscape is owned by the jim henson company
farscape is unique in the fact that the special effects are easily on par with most science fiction films released today
farscape is a space
farscape is the most fun set i have ever
farscape is very inventive and fast moving
farscape is my fave show of all time
farscape is not only the most ambitious original series on basic cable
farscape is register trademark of henson studios
farscape is aired on the sci
farscape is in braca trouble
farscape is the sci
farscape is a fully 3d game ? unlike diablo
farscape is a 3d action
farscape is that the mix of cgi
farscape is looking distinctly dicey
farscape is one of the most inventive and well written show on tv
farscape is copyright 1999 of the scifi channel
farscape is better than most science fiction series at handling "bottle shows" – budget
farscape is doing a magnificent job with its season
farscape is up there with star trekand babylon 5 as one of the best science
farscape is they'd be a great bunch to talk to over a pint
farscape is a darker
farscape is returning to channel 9 on december 2 at 8
farscape is the freshest thing to hit cult tv in years
farscape is copyright © 1999 the jim henson company
farscape is a new sci
farscape is a
farscape is the greatest show on television
farscape is the story of astronaut john crichton
farscape is one of the most creative imaginative sci
farscape is also a jim henson company project and there are muppet creatures in this universe
farscape is shot entirely in fox studios sydney
farscape is cancelled
farscape is the story of iasa astronaut and scientist
farscape is a team
farscape is what trek could be if it loosened its collar
farscape is an original sci
farscape is that they usually serve only to illustrate the perils of episodic television scoring
farscape is one of the few newer sci
farscape is in itself a kind of living entity

Fiona

P.S. And when I got to Google.com and Google FarScape, there are over a million references. And then I start reading the references....*grin*

[Jude]

Originally posted by fiona-maria
farscape is coming back to the bbc yay

It is? When???

[fiona-maria]

Jude, if you go to a site called Googlism.com, and enter FarScape into the search, these are the references (it searches the 'Net) that it pulls up. Including one that says "farscape is coming back to the bbc yay."

Someone must have posted that somewhere on 'Net.

I posted that list as a fun and silly thing. I enjoyed reading some of the things that have been posted on 'Net about FarScape. I think there are some very neat things being said about the show in that list. But it doesn't mean anything, Jude. It is simply a fun, silly thing.

Try putting your own name in there.*smile* It is found poetry.

Fiona

[Jude]

Originally posted by fiona-maria
Jude, if you go to a site called Googlism.com, and enter FarScape into the search, these are the references (it searches the 'Net) that it pulls up. Including one that says "farscape is coming back to the bbc yay."

Someone must have posted that somewhere on 'Net.

I posted that list as a fun and silly thing. I enjoyed reading some of the things that have been posted on 'Net about FarScape. I think there are some very neat things being said about the show in that list. But it doesn't mean anything, Jude. It is simply a fun, silly thing.

Oh right!
Silly me! Still it was nice for a second to believe it was coming back to the bbc as my mondays haven't been the same without it!

[Ozfencer]

You know you're addicted to Farscape when:

- just about every "favourite" site on your computer is related to FS.

- one of your best friends asks you if you have any T-shirts other than Farscape ones.

- when you wear your Crackers Do Matter at fencing competitions as the lucky "after competition" T-shirt.

- when you see bird of paradise plants EVERYWHERE (in gardens, in vases in cafes, in print on clothes, as advertising for florists....) and wonder when the Scarrens are coming....

- your 3 year old son comes home from day care with something amiss and says guiltily that Harvey did it....!!!!!

- you swear almost exclusively in Farscapian.

- you read all the other posts in this thread and really can relate to everyone else's experience with either admiration, envy or total hilarity and think nothing odd about it!!!

- you snurch as much time as possible on your computer - which is at work - to play on FS BBs and other websites, even when you should be snurching time to do the reading for your university course.

- you spend hideous amounts of $ on FS related murchandise - ALL of which is totally essential!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fiona-maria]

Jude, I particularly like the final entry in that list -

FarScape is in itself a kind of living entity...*grin*

OzFencer, I love it that your three year old says Harvey must have done it.*laugh*

Fiona

[Jude]

Originally posted by fiona-maria
Jude, I particularly like the final entry in that list -
FarScape is in itself a kind of living entity...*grin*

Oh yes... I can definately see that...

[Knave of Hearts]

Originally posted by InfinateElement
You know you're addicted to Farscape when...

You find out that the child you're carrying is a girl and the first name that comes to you is Moya.
which btw is the truth in my case. And even though I found it in a baby name book, all my friends know where it really came from. BTW...in Irish Moya means GREAT and is a form of Moira or Mary
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



My future daughter is going to be called Aurora!

Beacuse she is going to be a "mean peacekeeper machine".


__________________

I WAS GOING TO NAME MY FIRST DAUGHTER EITHER PERPIGILLIUM OR ROMANADRVATRELUNDAR, seriously this caused no end of arguements between me and a former gf....

But now i don't think about kids names, until i start dating again

[divinedaydreams]

Ok I have to explain my vote of when I can. I started watching Farscape when it first came out but finances caused satelite to go bye bye for two years. Then I moved in with family who watched one epsiode and didn't want to see it ever again. They prefer Law and Order. So I was stuck watching when I could. Now I have cable and Scifi is bad about showing it. Meanwhile trying to still get far enough in the green to get Hubby to let me start buying DVDs. UGH fustration abounds. :headbang:

[RescueFarscape]

You know you're addicted to Farscape when...

You're just about to be put under for surgery and you BEG your mother to leave for about an hour to pick up the latest Farscape DVD so you can watch it first thing when you come out from anesthesia.

[ctheokas]

Originally posted by Ozfencer
- you spend hideous amounts of $ on FS related murchandise - ALL of which is totally essential!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ozfencer, you should talk to my wife about that. Every time I buy something Farscape, she asks, "Don't you already have that?"

[Scaper_S]

You start having Farscape dreams. (I dreamt Scorpius needed to use my mobile to send a text message. In the dream I thought this was perfectly normal).

[Boron]

I am planning a trip to my hometown next week, and I am going to take the tapes of the Skiffy marathon. I'm going to force an old friend of mine to watch them. (Then I will offer him more!! hee hee). After talking to him, I found out the cable co in my hometown does not carry Skiffy, and therefore, a lot of people there have never heard of Farscape. Can you imagine?? I guess the only ones that were exposed to it were the ones with satellite hookups. I still can't believe they have never even HEARD of it!!!


;) :confused: ;)

[Jude]

Originally posted by Scaper_S
You start having Farscape dreams. (I dreamt Scorpius needed to use my mobile to send a text message. In the dream I thought this was perfectly normal).

Oh yes... Farscape dreams! I've had a few...rather odd ones to say the least!

[JrMissToughChick]

You know you're addicted when you buy a leather jaket but you don't eat meat.
You know you're addictid when you brother says the s word you corect him by saying Dren, 30 seconds later he say's, "Dren what the hell," you corect him again by saying, "what the hezmada" he then just looks at you and shakes his head.

I have more but I am not going to start this agian

Much Love,
~JrMTC~

[roseym64]

You know you're addicted to Farscape when:

You go to Boyd's Bears store in PA and create your own bear with an "I Am Farscape" sweater.

You must have your daily fix of Farscape boards on the net.

You spend hours reading this thread and smiling/enjoying every post.

Scape ON! R :D

[Selena]

When you're on vacation you feel that Farscape DVDs and Videos are the only thing worth spending your tourist dollars on.

You're in London and you want to buy region 2 DVDs duty free but you don't own a multi region DVD player.

You tell your relatives and friends that you're visiting all about FMD and Farscape from the beginning when they've never heard of Farscape or watched even one episode and by the time you're leaving you've got them saying frell and dren instead of those other F and S words. :D

[Mirth]

You know you're addict to Farscape when...

You realize that in 3 months, this thread will be a year old...

[divinedaydreams]

And people still vote in the poll.

[ranger1]

..... when the sight of too much crackers makes you go a bit loopy. :rollin: :D :rollin:

[Selena]

... when you can't pass crackers in the supermarket without thinking of that episode and getting nostalgic.

[Tox]

...when you cry after watching shelly nominations

[Roland]

.......you think that Jeremiah Crichton isn't that bad after all! :eek3:

[JrMissToughChick]

You make clicking noises and your friend asks what you are doing you reply "speaking Sabeacean" and they say "oh well your quite good then"

~JrMTC~

[bummer23]

You read a claimant's county of residence subconsciously as Sebacean instead of "Sebastian".....repeatedly....and have to take a double look........

You consider purchasing a Roomba vacuum because you want your very own DRD........

[Selena]

... when a Shippers Transport semi passes you on the highway and you wonder if this is a new form of mass transit for Scapers.

[Jat]

Originally posted by bummer23
You consider purchasing a Roomba vacuum because you want your very own DRD........



2 plz :D

[JadedLegend3]

Originally posted by Selena
... when a Shippers Transport semi passes you on the highway and you wonder if this is a new form of mass transit for Scapers.

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin:


I forgot to tell you all! I passed a car yesterday and the first half of it's license plate number was ERP! Naturally, I assumed they were a fellow scaper...but they didn't wave back...



Jacqui :love:

[JrMissToughChick]

Your brother can explain important plot details of season three and four, yet has only seen some of season two :rollin: It happens ;)

~JrMTC~

[Selena]

Originally posted by JadedLegend3
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
..... I passed a car yesterday and the first half of it's license plate number was ERP! Naturally, I assumed they were a fellow scaper...but they didn't wave back...

Jacqui :love:

I passed one on Friday as I was driving to Memphis with the same 3 letters and they didn't wave back either :(

[Jat]

ERP?

[SweetpeaAeryn]

Originally posted by Jat
ERP?

Aeryn called Earth Erp in the Premiere when she was talking to Crais.

[divinedaydreams]

When you want to throw a party because you have reached a 1000 posts!

:djdisco:

[JrMissToughChick]

you start saying "Hell Yeah!" in normal conversations

[fiona-maria]

You know you are addicted to FarScape when....

You sit there and watch all of Season 1 on DVD in a single weekend.

You're willing to sit and read through almost 300 responses just to see what people are saying about their addiction.

You find yourself identifying with most of the comments people are making about their addictions. That or laughing out loud.

UT will always be "Unexplored Territories."

Your next license plates will be "FRSCAPE."

You have 'Scaped the nanny, the kids, your mum's data entry clerk and your chiropractor.

You are willing to drive hundreds of miles to volunteer at a FarScape panel at a convention.

You check in here several times a day.

Fiona

[setsuko]

When you say out loud that "this freeling planet needs translator microbs" in english while you're french and in spanish class.

[JrMissToughChick]

Originally posted by setsuko
When you say out loud that "this frelling planet needs translator microbs" in english while you're french and in spanish class. That one is as funny as the one I was going to post :rollin:

You slip into an austrailian accent and your friends and famly don't give it a second thought ;) Realy they just don't anymore

[laia_sun]

WOW WOW WOOOOOOW! :joy:

I was missing in action because the frelling exams, you know, :( and guess what I find!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sure, all of you have Harvey inside your brain! I admit that I love Farscape but, compared with you, I am not as crazy as you!!
But I'm trying! hahahahaha

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

Can I add something?

You are addicted to Farscape when:

- Although you are a spanish girl and sometimes get lost in english conversations, you buy the complete season 1 and season 2 just to have them for the eps and the extras
- when you try to introduce your boyfriend into the UT (I really try it. he has the first season downloaded but he doesn't pay enough attention :bawl:)

- when you say "mivonks" and people around you just don't know what happens to you :dunno: (It's true, they're not used to Farscape :eek:)

- when you download everything you find about Farscape in the Net (i have, images, videos, fanfics, etc ... and won't get bored of them :aok: )

- when you sign in in Save Farscape and in Kansas and forums of farscape just to know everything yo can about the news of refilmings (and to improve your english also :D)

- when you laugh :lol: , cry , shout and argue with someone near you :argue: to shut up, jump :bgb:, get irated :irate:, or just don't know what will happen the next ep of Farscape:shrug:
(this is true, when i'm watching farscape, i'm abducted and i don't want anyone near me who could disturb my attention)

- when you feel like a member of the Moya crew
- when you talk to the TV just to warn John, Aeryn or anyone to watch out!
- when, at the end of Bad Timing, you feel like nothing because you know it has been the end. :pace:

well, i can't think of anything else! :\ I hope this would be enough ... for now! hehehehe

just to finish

:thewave::djdisco::surf::boat::paparazzi::beergood ::band:

:hugz: to the crew

Laia

PD: FRELL, I LOVE THESE SMILIES

[JrMissToughChick]

You always refer to Yoda as "Yoda from Degobah" is an aussie accent ;)

[SweetpeaAeryn]

When you say out loud that "this freeling planet needs translator microbs" in english while you're french and in spanish class.

Just wondering... how did the people around you respond?

[scarranbionoid]

my car's name is moya and my puters name is wynonna! yup im addicted and i wrote a season 5 premiere episode

[JrMissToughChick]

did you publish on any sites?

[setsuko]

Originally posted by SweetpeaAeryn
Just wondering... how did the people around you respond?
They gave me a weird look like. Just one smiled at me, I'm sure he knew what I meant :)

[Anni]

I started cursing in Luxan VERY loudly in the middle of the school library yesterday...and the people around me didn't even blink.
<ust be gettin used to me

[Anni]

Can't remember now, but I know it had a hecuva lotta p****d off behind it!

[divinedaydreams]

Poor guy he should watch more and share the lingustics.

[divinedaydreams]

Ok I missed the CSI episode. Which one and is it out of DVD yet? I'll have to see if I can get it and catch up on Ben's other work.

You know your addicted when you do the above.

[Enforcer]

I stopped a car the other night while on patrol and I told the guy he was frelled. He told me had all the farscape dvds so I let him go!

[divinedaydreams]

Originally posted by JrMissToughChick
It was a one where the couple left there kid in the car~JrMTC~

Actually now that you mentioned it that episode was on the other night. We were eating so I really wasn't paying a whole lot of attention to it.

[DorothyGail]

Originally posted by Enforcer
I stopped a car the other night while on patrol and I told the guy he was frelled. He told me had all the farscape dvds so I let him go!

:rofl: Good one, Enforcer!!! That could be a FS Urban Legend some day! LOL!

[SweetpeaAeryn]

Originally posted by Enforcer
I stopped a car the other night while on patrol and I told the guy he was frelled. He told me had all the farscape dvds so I let him go!

That's soooooooooooooooooooooooo great!!!!!

YOu know you're addicted if... a simple anecdote like this can MAKE your day!!! :)

Thanks, Enforcer. ;)

[divinedaydreams]

You know your addicted when you spend a nice evening with your toddler watching Farscape vids.

Or when said same toddlr claps whenever he hears the opening and closing music to Farscape.

[SweetpeaAeryn]

Originally posted by divinedaydreams
You know your addicted when you spend a nice evening with your toddler watching Farscape vids.

Or when said same toddlr claps whenever he hears the opening and closing music to Farscape.

That's great!!!!!!! :) I love it!!! :)

[joesway]

when it only took you 4 and a half days to see every episode for the first time.

true story.....

even though i learned about the mini series shortly after after finishing season 4, there was some serious withdrawl depression....

no new episodes.... i was actually affraid to watch the last episodes, i didn't want it to end....

[SweetpeaAeryn]

Originally posted by joesway
when it only took you 4 and a half days to see every episode for the first time.

true story.....

even though i learned about the mini series shortly after after finishing season 4, there was some serious withdrawl depression....

no new episodes.... i was actually affraid to watch the last episodes, i didn't want it to end....

Wow!!!!!!! And :hi: welcome!!! :)

[Pk_Ranger]

My turn my turn! You know you're addicted to Farscape when, as the rifle team commander, you sit and wonder what would happen if Aeryn was on the rifle team!

Pk :sniper:

[Pk_Ranger]

Just read the first post, I named my Whalters Moya and Talyn thank you very much! (Kedi broke Moya so I had to use Talyn)

Pk :sniper:

[SweetpeaAeryn]

My CD that I'm using for saving all my info for my computer-aided publishing class is named Jool becuase it keeps all my info. ;)

[UTChick]

You know you're addicted when you have a dren load of work to do & putting it off will only make it seriously worse, but you're here on the FMD anyway!! You just can't stop yourself. My husband just shakes his head, but says "keep reading that fan-fic" (He likes what it does to me:D )

[MsWiggi]

Howdy,

You write Save Farscape in Every bathroom stall

You'll only date those with names of John/Ayren
better yet those who look like them

You find yourself looking at people and comparing them to characters on the show

You swear your gym teacher looks like John

[Scapermommy]

you know when...
- your cell phone ring tone is 1812 overture
- you seriously considered naming your firstborn daughter Chiana

[Jat]

Originally posted by UTChick
You know you're addicted when you have a dren load of work to do & putting it off will only make it seriously worse, but you're here on the FMD anyway!!


Yea thats definatly me, A level exams after failing totally to revise - came hear all the time and read fan fic so I could chill out. Theres some really good stuff out there!

Your know your addicted when you keep saying frell and dren infront of your friends so u dont get the 'what the heck does that mean look' again

[jayelsee]

You know when.........

You spend the weekend duplicating VHS tapes of Season 1 & 2 episodes for people you've 'scaped.....and you watch every episode while you're taping. AND you're already planning a similar weekend to tape S3 & 4 taping.

.....you bought a combination DVD/VHS player just so you COULD watch Farscape DVDs and make copies of VHS tapes.

[SweetpeaAeryn]

I may have said this already, but...

when you make sure you wear a FS shirt every Mon. and Fri. since students come to the college for auditions and I hope that some student or parent will ask about it. :)

[BadGirl]

~You are thinking about an episode and then all of a sudden you say the title or a quote out loud by mistake.

[norweigan_scaper]

you've got hard copies of your episodes on CR-D, then decide you need backups, and that you should convert these all to VCD (so you can view them in any DVD player)

I was watching the madness of king george last night with a fellow scaper, and he observed that the king's doctor reminded him of Scorpius, with less patience. "Hello George"
LOL
not sure if i see it, but he sure did

you reformat your computer so you can improve CPU performance for the primary reason of smoother farscape episode watching, and you relabel your harddisk 'moya' in the process.

you have one (or more) farscape characters on your desktop.

you think that david kemper, ben browder and claudia black are the pinacle of creative and acting talent, and hollywood's massproduced (for the most part) drivel further proves your point.

frell, fahrbot and dren are frequently substituted for their english counterparts, to the point where you don't even think about it anymore.

You hear songs on your diskman or on the radio and think of what great (or not so great) farscapefantasy.com videos they would make

well, i think that's all i have for now
lol

Marc

[FRECKLEMYSTER]

after a powercut in my home, i reset my bedside clock time but forgot to reset the alarm time,so it defaulted back to 12 midnight...at midnight the alarm boomed into action and i immediately asked the snoozing boyfreind next to me if he had my pulse pistol...thinking we were under attack from scarrans or something.......teeheehee
boyfreind blinked, tutted , and promptly went back to sleep
im so sad and i care not a jot!
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

[Doc Holiday]

When you get up at 1 a.m. to watch reruns.

[Fyodor]

Everytime I get freetime in my work I go to the pencil section and write stuff like "frell me dead" "save farscape" "my side your side" on all of the papers you are supposed to test the pens on.


Men think about sex every eighth second of their life... the rest seven is spent on Farscape with me.

[jayelsee]

When you get up at 1 a.m. to watch reruns.When you stay up till 1 a.m. to watch reruns OF EPISODES YOU ALREADY HAVE ON DVD!

write stuff like "frell me dead" "save farscape" "my side your side" on all of the papers you are supposed to test the pens on.When you consistently write a "Farscape quote of the week" on the erasable message board on your office door.

[Nessus]

one day soon, you will bow down to me.

[Doc Holiday]

Right on!

[Chi27]

Originally posted by SweetpeaAeryn
Oh my gosh!!!!! That is soooooo what happened with me and my boyfriend!!! He thinks I'm completely crazy!!!

:cry2:

I think my hubby is about ready to call in the guys with the funny looking jackets. LOL. I watch at least a couple of episodes a night and it's driving him nuts 'cos he hates Farscape. Then again, I guess that's retribution for my hatred of his favorite show, The Sopranos. LMAO :D

He doesn't know about my obsession with that leather clad man...or more specifically John's butt. ;) :D

As for this poll, you know you're addicted when you're constantly on the prowl for new fan fic because your appetite is insatiable.

[Hammer]

You hit the club scene, and when a girl catches your eye, your buddies notice you staring, and then roll their eyes and laugh and moan "Aeryn" to you...and you realize the girl that caught your eye resembles her in some way shape or form. ;)

They catch me on this one quite often. The Morgans w/ginger ale, and dim lights help make an alarmingly high number of girls resemble her in some way.

[abbadon]

Your at work....your snowed under...a deadline is fast approaching..you watched an Ep during your break...(actually took a break to watch ep as I'm getting a cold and dont feel motivated) your logged on to FMD and the New posts board looks like this...

[Jeff O'Connor]

Hah! That's great! :rollin:

[chasa]

Your Netflix schedule has been thrown off by having a bottleneck of too many DVDs at home over the weekend and your eBay seller (who you're now really pissed at) still hasn't shipped your S1/S2 box sets...meaning that you're stranded for the next few nights in the middle of S2 with no "fix" until Wednesday...and you're considering going on the hunt around town tonight to find the necessary sets, whether you have to buy them (which would be stupid, considering you've already bought), rent them or steal them. And your panic over all of this is seriously disrupting your work day...like it takes much to do that ;)

[SeasonOfDeath]

You spend every minute of your "free" time at the workplace photoshopping pictures
of Farscape characters.

[WezH]

"My name is Mirth, a Network Admin. A problem hit, and the Server was Shot (low voice: shot) through a wormhole. Now im lost (lv:lost) in some distant office, in a server room (lv: a LIVING server room) full of alien error logs, Help Me (lv: help me). Listen, please, is there anyone else at the support desk listening? Im being Hunted (lv: hunted) by an insane Financial Director. Im doing everything i can! Im just looking for a way to restore....

ROLF!!!!! :applaud: :clap: :signlol:

Had to print it out with Farscape font and post in on server rooms door!!!!

WezH aka Administrator of several frelled old servers

[meowscape]

You know youre addicted to farscape when you read 23 pages of this frelling funny dren in one sitting

My favorites:
You start cursing using words like 'Frell' and 'Dren', and tell time using 'microts', 'arns', and 'cycles'
I do this

You refer to all Malls as "Commerce Planets"
laughed out loud when i read this

You don't keep change in your car for fear it will sprout legs and starting eating your ship.

actually did this one

Your constantly thrown out of buildings for checking the woman's bathroom (or men's if your female) cause, you know, you "Won't Get Fooled Again"

Good one :)

Your addicted to Farscape when you stop and ask for directions, and when they say they don't know, you pull your pulse pistol and keep screaming 'Katrazi' at them.

I might have to try this one tomorrow :)

When you delete all your games and utilities so you can fit all of your Farscape eps on your harddrive

Been there, done that

if someone get in your way, you start yelling "my side, your side, my side, your side!"

I do this one as much as possible

you program your voice dialer on your cell phone to call people using Farscape charactors. e.g. "Pilot" calls my voice mail, "Jool" calls my ex-wife, "Moya" calls my mom, "D'Argo" calls my best-friend, "Aeryn" calls my girlfriend, "Rygel" calls my work, "Zhaan" calls another female friend of mine, etc....

.....you put in a plexiglass oval window in your computer case and put a blue light inside the computer, then wrap a blue wire-light around the outside of your computer and say "Talyon, starburst!" when you turn it on. (I should post a picture of my computer.)

I did both these as well :)

. . and finally, you know you've REALLY watched too much Farscape when . . . the environmental controls (air conditioning) in your car malfunction and you take the car to the mechanic and ask, "could she be pregnant?"

rofl

you ask your husband if he loves and are disappointed when he does not say "beyond hope".

awww

[WezH]

ROLF!!!!! :applaud: :clap: :signlol:

Had to print it out with Farscape font and post in on server rooms door!!!!

WezH aka Administrator of several frelled old servers

"What the frelling fahrbot is he doing" -looks when I posted it on server rooms wall :D

It looks like this: http://213.192.131.89/fs_server.jpg

[SweetpeaAeryn]

:lol

That's great!!!! :)

[La Bomba]

...your 2 1/2 year old daughter can name all the characters pictured on the DVD spines. (Including Namtar!)

[Jeff O'Connor]

...your 2 1/2 year old daughter can name all the characters pictured on the DVD spines. (Including Namtar!)

:clap:

[SweetpeaAeryn]

...your 2 1/2 year old daughter can name all the characters pictured on the DVD spines. (Including Namtar!)

Send that girl to school!!!! :) I bet she already knows her ABC's and numbers, and everything. WAY ahead of other kids! Be ready for GREAT things!!!! Make sure she gets all of the best classes, she deserves it!

[divinedaydreams]

When you somehow manage to mix LOTR and Farscape in one dream. Freaky Man, John nucked a planet and Lord Elron thanked him for it.

[MrX]

I have yet to see Dream a Little Dream, LATP Part 1, Beware of Dog, and The Locket. And, you know, it's been so long since I saw the Liars, Guns, and Money Trilogy (haven't seen it since its first airing, and that's what introed me to Farscape so I didn't know what was happening) that I may just have to count that too.

[chasa]

This literally just happened a few minutes ago, confirming that I'm insane.

I bought all of the DVDs and have been chewing through S3 at a pace that defies reason. Tonight I get to the end of the season, the last two episodes in collection 3.5. And guess what? The DVD is frelled. Frelled beyond frelled. I got to see a few minutes of the second part of Into the Lion's Den, and then it wouldn't play further. Cleaned it, tried the computer DVD drive, even tried to rip the DVD...no dice. So, then it's 11:47 pm and in an act of desperation, I threw on clothes, grabbed my keys and sped like a bat out of hell to the Blockbuster up my street. I'm relatively sure I looked scary and in fact, was scary. And it was all for nothing because they didn't have it.

*sigh* A junkie denied.

[SweetpeaAeryn]

:hug: I hope you can get ahold of it today! :)

[La Bomba]

Send that girl to school!!!! :) I bet she already knows her ABC's and numbers, and everything. WAY ahead of other kids! Be ready for GREAT things!!!! Make sure she gets all of the best classes, she deserves it!

Last night she wandered in while I was watching, and Scorpius was on. She pointed at the screen and said, "Scorpius needs to brush his teeth!". My wife nearly wet her pants. :)

[SweetpeaAeryn]

:spew:

[chasa]

:hug: I hope you can get ahold of it today! :)

Thanks and :hug: back! I'm tryin', but it ain't looking good. :( It's hard living with the monkey on your back.

[trubador]

You know you're addicted to Farscape when you're at work creating a waybill for a customer in Loomis, California... and the first thing that pops into your mind is: There's a Loomas, CA???

[Crackers DO Matter]

You know you're addicted to Farscape when you're at work creating a waybill for a customer in Loomis, California... and the first thing that pops into your mind is: There's a Loomas, CA???


:signlol:

[Egg]

I know I'm missing it, because I keep coming here hoping to see..........."Farscape The Next Frelling Series".........because it should never have been binned in the first place.

Thoughts for spin offs
Desperate Scapewives
Fargate...ooops already done , without muppets, or was it Starscape.
Battlefar Gallascaper
24 Moyas
Pilot gets a full series
Jool Time
Stark Trek....nah would never work......40 years later.....
Rygel Six ....he could never get seven to follow him and Blake's dead anyway.
Superfar.............Mike Mercury gets lost down a wormhole and buddies up with JC.
Chiana Winfrey............Daily dish the shit show , with the title "Who gives a crap about the middle class anyway".......we're so better than those drannits.

Aeryn and Sun Graces.........A BBC period drama full of corsetted women with attitudes, and a thick good looking bloke.

Room 101......

Throw in a
Talynt Show...........nuke the crap ones before Simon can comment :)

And then they will know to spend the money on the real thing.......
not poor imitations :)

[TalynLives]

Battlefar Gallascaper

I can see Harvey and Six fighting it out already.

"Bitch" *slap*
"Freak" *slap*
"Bitch" *slap*
"Freak" *slap*

"Next time we pick a fountain inside Baltar's head".

[pez1812]

You know youre addicted when you are arguing with the guy at the Campus Dining Hall about how you do in fact have a meal plan and refer to your college administration as "high command".

[superlunalovegood]

-You cry every time you see Bad Timing (although i have lost count)
-You name your daughter Aeyrn
-You read threads like this
-You post on threads like this
-You swear in Farscape (I do this all the time !)

[starburt123]

I need more Farscape I cant take it anymore

[Bellatrix]

-You swear in Farscape (I do this all the time !)

You too huh? :rolleyes:




:D

[Moya's Starburst]

You try to pull a Sikozu and end up smashing into a wall and falling on your ass...


When you refer to your boss as Scorpius

love these too! i must try and use the latter hee hee

mith;

- You start calling in sick to work (over the summer), with "Sebacian Heat Delirium" as your excuse

- You walk into a local bar, order 2 Raslac's....and the barkeep knows what to bring you

- You don't keep change in your car for fear it will sprout legs and starting eating your ship.

- You start feeding your iguana birdseed in hopes of creating your own Scarren army

- Your pick up lines include "Wanna share Unity?", "That aint no Qualta blade..." and "Wanna get 'irreversibly contaminated' with me?" (sorry, these were REALLY Bad)

- Your constantly thrown out of buildings for checking the woman's bathroom (or men's if your female) cause, you know, you "Won't Get Fooled Again"

- When driving, you will not respond to anyone unless they call you 'Pilot'

- Your spell-check program doesn't have a problem with any of the above words, with the exception of "Wanna"

Just brillaint! ^^^ *sniff*

You know your addicted to Farscape when;

You start blaming all your mistakes on "Harvey"

you try to start your car using voice command.....( i know that was done in S4...)

You start calling yourself Crichton

when late your excuse is " I was lost in some distant part of the universe.."

Lame i know...

[JonandWinona]

I am very addicted. I was an original fan back when the show was on TV from episode one. Now I rent every episode and watch it over and over and got my girlfriend into the show. She even admited, with Lost being her favorite show, that Farscape is better.

Oh, and I just bought a Winona and holster replica from Ebay and must say, I love using her to scratch my head when John did it over and over on the show.

[Midnight27]

-You cry every time you see Bad Timing (although i have lost count)
-You name your daughter Aeyrn
-You read threads like this
-You post on threads like this
-You swear in Farscape (I do this all the time !)


I've been away form the boards for a long time, but I'm almost b a a c k! (off in the UT--hey I live in TN!)
I actually have done all of these. My 2nd DD's birth cert. really does have Aeryn listed on it. It's irrevocable! After that, my DH was fianlly, fully scaped!

Midnight

[buckwheet the 16th]

If someone complains about being too hot you shove glowsticks in there ear.

[zahncrelnik]

well, I still say "frell" and "dren" a lot and it's been a few years since I first discovered those wonderful words! And I am seated right in front of my television every Saturday afternoon to watch Farscape in syndication, even though I have the series on DVD.

[Oleg]

I keep saying 'frell' sometimes, I think i'm contaminated with the word for life :) And when there is not enought light in the room, it just pops up, I cant help it - 'I need more light, Pilot! More light!'.

[00Robin]

I keep saying 'frell' sometimes, I think i'm contaminated with the word for life :) And when there is not enought light in the room, it just pops up, I cant help it - 'I need more light, Pilot! More light!'.

'WHY SO DIFFICULT????'..........

[maul2]

I don't even use tarditional swears anymore, unless of course I'm really pissed off at something, old habits die hard (But new ones are larned quickly!LOL) It just sort of happened I just watched them more and more and I just found myself using them. It's kinda spooky if you think about it. I hav't gotten to the point of asking pilot for stuff, but who knows?

[00Robin]

I keep saying 'frell' sometimes, I think i'm contaminated with the word for life :) And when there is not enought light in the room, it just pops up, I cant help it - 'I need more light, Pilot! More light!'.


Ha! Good one. I live in the finished basement apartment underneath my Mother's condo and whenever it gets cold I yell up to her in T'raltixx's voice.."MOOORE HEAT! I need moooore heat!"
Of course,she can't hear what I'm saying,so I have trundle up the stairs and at the top I do it over again, in my best T'raltixx and she says: "I loved that episode!" but forgets to turn UP the heat,so I just yell it downstairs for MY benefit now and then go up and do it myself.
But the last time I just went up and turned it up,she said if T'raltixx just would ask her she'd do it. She forgets that she forgot and forgets.
But at 79,she watched every episode of all 4 seasons and LOVED the show. Said it truly was the best sci-fi ever. Pretty cool for an old bird.

[zahncrelnik]

lately I just keep thinking about how they never give up hope.
all of the crew on Moya, never give up hope of getting home.
that theme of never losing hope is meaningful to me.

[00Robin]

Farscape gave me hope,and that meaning of never giving up hope has actually changed my entire life when I learned hope in those terms of Moya and the crew...it has clawed it's way into every aspect of my life. Hope eternal.

[AuroraLamia]

You know you're addicted when
even though it's 2008 you still feel like posting in this topic
When you call someone a 'tralk' and they reply 'I know what that means' you get into a conversation about farscape
When you dump line is 'It's not you its me, I just don't like you'
when you refuse to believe that you're obsessed, you're just a fanatic fan girl/boy
When you smile and nod at these and find it perfectly normal
When you can quote ann entire scene from Farscape (Won't Get Fooled Again the Chiana/Zhaan/Aeryn and Sparky scene)
When they say Sparky on Supernatural and you automatically think of Rygel
When you're reading the editors/producers/creators of movies and see Erin, thinking they spelt it wrong
When you tell your friend her name is spelt wrong X.X
When OMFG is Oh My Frelling Goddess
When you try and look up Zhaan's prayers
When you say to someone 'I'm a tenth level Delivian priest, I can help you with he pain'
When you start singing the Loomas song from Scapecast
when you have Scapecast on your iPod
When you find this all normal and totally not obsessive XD

[Nicola]

When you start singing the Loomas song from Scapecast
when you have Scapecast on your iPod


:roflmao:

[AuroraLamia]

And I do, when someone says they've got a song stuck in their head I start singing it... but of course the ignorant people they are go... 'what are you talking about? Johnny Shook them free? Shook what free?' Ah poor ignorant children just wait and see.
Although I scaped my best mate and now we run around singing that song... a lot